parkerthe0ry
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I Don’t Want To Fake Date You by parkerthe0ry
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four
19 Sep 2026
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After a team-up between Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four, Peter Parker is seen leaving the Baxter Building on the way to a gala. The press starts a rumor that Peter Parker might be Spider-Man. To deflect from these accusations, Sue Storm suggests that Peter and Johnny pretend to be in a relationship. Not wanting to risk the lives of his loved ones, Peter reluctantly agrees. Johnny agrees because he's had a crush on Peter for a while now, and wants an excuse to get closer to him.
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Shawn and Lassie must go undercover as a married couple in a cul-de-sac that's been connected to a string of murders, to find their culprit.
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12 Jul 2026
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Cas comes back. It's not exactly the reunion that Dean is expecting.
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Dean stares at him, flummoxed. Cas quite literally poured his heart out to Dean, gave a truly sappy and distressingly romantic speech and everything, then proceeded to give his life so that Dean could live his. And he wants to act like he doesn't want to see Dean, be around him, touch him?
Actually, Dean's ninety-nine percent sure that Cas probably wants to fuck him, and while he has no clue how he feels about that, he's pretty goddamn sure that means Cas doesn't get to act like this and make it authentic.
It feels strangely real, though, as if Cas wants nothing more than to get as far away from him as possible. This is a blatant contradiction. Even someone as weird as Cas doesn't want to get away from the person they have the desire to fuck five ways to Sunday, that they're in love with. That's not how these things work, so Dean isn't buying it.
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04 Jul 2026
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There was a hesitation there before Price first leaned in, a second-guess in the way he seemed to catch himself before their lips could meet. Connor only waited in intrigue and incredulity until, finally, Price sealed their fate in the press of their lips, almost forceful, he could call it, in the way it knocked his breath, or something else, out of him.
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Kevin resolves to find closure at a New Year's Eve party.
Two years ago, Connor found it difficult to not fall in love.
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16 Jun 2026