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   frictionless by Anonymous

   Fandoms: MCSR (Minecraft Speedrunning), Video Blogging RPF, House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP, ←i guess  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hax | hackingnoisess/Infume (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Other Relationship Tags to Be Added
   • Infume (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Hax | hackingnoisess (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Feinberg (Video Blogging RPF)
   • President_Poundcake (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Other Character Tags to Be Added
   • Slow Burn
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Rivals to Lovers
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Denial
   • fic starts around early april
   • tags will be added with updates :D

   Summary

   When a very single Infume blurts out that he's seeing someone to dodge HBG's pestering about his (lack of) love life, he decides that the most logical way to salvage his dignity is to fake-date his only friend who'd be insane enough to agree: Hax. Navigating timezones, tournaments, and highly analytical friends ends up turning his impulsive lie into a carefully optimized collaborative project with far more consequences than the two of them could've anticipated. Surely these runners know not to catch real feelings... right?

   or: Infume is stupid enough to weave a massive lie and Hax is stupid enough to agree.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,320

   Chapters:

   1/?

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   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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