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Take Some Advice Paesano by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 Jul 2022
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Internationally-recognized musician Lan Wangji gets kidnapped by mafia kingpin Wei Wuxian. It’s all kind of a misunderstanding.
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29 Oct 2025
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Write It on My Neck by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Aug 2022
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Sure, he could ad-lib this. Wei Wuxian nodded. “The agreement. Yes, the agreement! Where I…don’t call you handsome?”
The man stared again. “You do not need to call me ‘husband’, either."
Wei Wuxian nodded seriously, though inwardly, he was kind of shocked. What kind of a marriage was this?
or, wwx transmigrates into an a/b/o universe where he is lwj's spouse
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29 Oct 2025
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Pickup Lines for the Soul by MustardSoup
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 May 2019
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Denki is twelve when he is flicking through the TV channels and lands on an old RomCom movie about soulmate marks – specifically the same type that he has.
“I can’t believe I’ve had to walk around with a cheap pickup line written on my ankle my entire life because of you!” The leading lady yells at the leading man as he stares at her in awe.
Denki laughs.
“Oh no.” His mother says, watching him.
“Oh no, indeed.” His sister repeats quietly.
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18 Mar 2025
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at world's end bakery by emochill
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Jul 2024
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Yuuji's grandfather owned a bakery and coffee shop.
This changes everything and nothing at all.
(or: in which yuuji was born two years earlier, owns a bakery and coffee shop, and he manages to roll with the punches a bit better, or really, he adapts to what he's dealt with)
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26 Nov 2024
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The thing is, it’s complicated.
Yuuji’s not a criminal, he’s not even a - okay, well, he was kind of a delinquent, when he was in school. Not on purpose! And it shouldn't matter any more, anyway, given he's now in his twenties. He's just a regular guy, struggling to make ends meet, faced with a truly, deeply ridiculous choice.
Then again, considering the staggering amount of money he's being paid to steal someone's identity, it's no choice at all.
Does it make it better or worse if this yakuza guy is paying Yuuji to steal Sukuna's own civilian identity?
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26 Nov 2024