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    It’s so typical that Katsuki finds himself lying on his side, in between an idiot and a moron. This is just his life now, he supposes. And there’s no way to fix it except with the most direct approach. No fucking way. 'Cause he can't catch a break.

    or: Katsuki is sure as fuck not interested in a 3-way cuddle or staying the night with these two idiots, but he’s got to prove that he’s the number one cuddler—and he will.

    Day 1: Firsts/Confessions

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    01 May 2026

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    But perhaps, you think, stirring your suddenly stilled feet into action, this is an opportunity. You have spoken many times to your group about the problematic nature of your Alternian counterpart’s methods. Surely, therefore, it behooves you to take the time, not just to attempt to analyze and deconstruct his words in absentia, but to actually call out the source of the toxic rhetoric in person. In fact, you have often mused about what you would say to him, how you would demonstrate to him his misconceptions and contradictorily kyriarchy-reinforcing methodology. You had not anticipated the reality of the situation coming upon you so suddenly, but, you suppose, no time like the present. Especially since he’s spotted you. So you remind yourself that while your own unexamined societally-instilled reactions may raise their metaphorical heads at unfortunate times, it’s important not to let your acknowledgement of them prevent you from educating others on the important issues, and walk towards him.

     

    In Which Kankri Vantas, Social Justice Activist Extraordinaire, engages in dialogue with his other-universe counterpart.

    It's surprisingly productive.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Izuku’s voice dropped so quiet, it was almost imperceptible when he said, “I could help.”
    He expected Kacchan to scream at him, to call him names, to tell him to fuck off. Instead he just said, in a voice almost as quiet as Izuku’s own, “What?”
    “I could help,” Izuku said again.

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    Another "Bakugou can't masturbate" fic, featuring friends with benefits bkdkbk and a lot of feelings that just won't go away.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    Katsuki doesn’t mean to stumble across it.

    It’s just – he hasn’t been able to hook up with someone else for a while, and porn is just slightly too impersonal for him, and fucking Icyhot recommended this to him, so yeah – he’s on an erotic audio site. He clicks on one at random, checks to see that it doesn’t have an embarrassing premise, and shoves his headphones in.

    “Hey baby,” the voice says, low and deep, and Katsuki nearly falls off his bed.

    It’s – that’s Deku’s voice.

     

    (or: katsuki finds out that izuku makes audio porn. the hard way.)

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    09 Mar 2026

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    “Let’s get married.”

    The bite mark hidden beneath Izuku’s hoodie throbbed in response. A painful reminder of that day back in Aldera Junior High—a scuffle gone too far, Katsuki’s mouth pressed over his mating gland.

    Katsuki had just graduated from U.A. He was about to become an official sidekick under Best Jeanist.

    The spotlight was coming for him.

    A scandal—especially one involving bonding during adolescence—could derail everything. Japan still held very traditional views on alpha and omega dynamics. If the public believed a rising pro hero had recklessly bitten an omega classmate—had promptly ditched that omega and never taken responsibility—the backlash could be severe.

    “Yes, Kacchan.”

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    25 Feb 2026