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• What the fuck, Robert?! by piratesofbarbosa

  Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  21 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man & Z-Team
  • Invisigal (Dispatch)
  • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
  • Flambae (Dispatch)
  • Malevola (Dispatch)
  • Punch Up (Dispatch)
  • Sonar (Dispatch)
  • Prism (Dispatch)
  • Coupé (Dispatch)
  • Golem (Dispatch)
  • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man-centric
  • Drinking Games
  • Canon Compliant
  • I think?
  • Z-Team Doesn't Know Robert Robertson is Mecha Man
  • Alternate Universe - No One Gets Cut From The Z-Team (Dispatch)
  • Before Chapter 3: Turnover (Dispatch)
  • It's either one of the two. Timeline's open to interpretation
  • Cussing
  • As is expected
  • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man can be Batshit Insane
  • This is one of the times he chooses to be. Even if it's because he may or may not be drunk.
  • Drunken Confessions
  • i guess?
  • Team Bonding

  Summary

  It’s been a couple of weeks since Robert became the Z-Team’s dispatcher. The fact everyone lost the bet on when he’d be getting out bummed everyone out, but when the idea of a “What hero is Robert Robertson” betting pool came up, everyone got pumped again trying to figure it out.

  Which is how the Z-Team ended up here, sitting in the conference room, playing Never Have I Ever. And finding out out-of-context tidbits about Bob Bobson's backstory.

   

  Inspired by vulnonapix1234 on tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/vulnonapix1234/799203291003224064/robert-would-catch-so-many-strays-in-an-game-of?source=share

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