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this matey's a lot (or the trials and tribulations of pirate marriage) by namseas (plutosphere)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
15 Feb 2026
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Zoro’s got more than he bargained for. He has a roof over his head, the most competent sparring partner within arm’s reach, and a purpose. And he’s not going to let any little flirt for free garlic bread overshadow what Sanji means to him — and what he is fairly certain he means to the cook. — He’s too old to worry about that, anyways...
What he’s not too old to worry about, however, is Zeff coming over for Christmas dinner.
“Geezer” — Zoro throws his arm to the back of his chair to fix Zeff with an amused stare — “the cook and I’ve been married.”
“Pirate married, zucchini,” the old man corrects him as he mirrors his posture. “Which doesn’t count for shit when y’all aren’t pirates anymore.”