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【藕饼】堂前燕 by orphan_account
Fandoms: 哪吒之魔童降世 | Né Zhā Zhī Mó Tóng Jiàng Shì (2019), 哪吒之魔童闹海
05 Feb 2025
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*没人告诉敖丙这个堂是灵堂。
*总而言之，寡妇门前是非多。除了所有人都在问他腹中孩子到底是谁的，敖丙还要应付时不时下凡来调戏他的亡夫。
*接前文雨打梨花深闭门，民国pa，双性/生子，写一些很封建的东西。饼穿旗袍预警预警预警预警预警。这次藕穿的是西装（设定完才发现这样穿的话就变不了六臂了呵呵呵。深夜本是关灯入眠的时候，谁能想到灵堂之侧、正厅右旁，李家的三少夫人这样大胆，就这样与人意乱情迷，不顾堂上灵牌威严，不顾三更阴阴，更不顾堂上他丈夫的照片。不过李三少爷说了他不介意，三少夫人也只能随他去了。
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04 Apr 2025
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【藕饼】锁龙环 by vivia95
Fandoms: 哪吒之魔童降世 | Né Zhā Zhī Mó Tóng Jiàng Shì (2019), 哪吒之魔童闹海, 藕饼 - Fandom
13 Feb 2025
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除了当项圈手镯，乾坤圈还可以套在……
有龙尾play，魔化坏坏的哪吒，微强制字母向🚗
（中）：魔化女王饼调教吒
（下）：不同场景花式play
（番外）：生子Bookmarked by proximaCalamity
03 Apr 2025
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话本子口吻。剧情比较无聊可以不看。
饼双性（可以理解成cuntboy），草批，宫交，潮喷，被草晕（差点），内射，颜射，龙尾，后入，指奸，抱草，吃屄，腹肌磨逼，挺多亲亲，致死量泥塑。
有一丢丢空紫 戬心要素 不看剧情可忽略不计。
没有校对，也许有错字(･･;)Bookmarked by proximaCalamity
02 Apr 2025
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敖丙买了女仆装偷偷藏在家里，结果有天当他回到家时，看见哪吒穿着他买的那件女仆装，对他说“想先吃饭还是先吃我？”
*大学生藕✖️社畜饼，两人甜蜜同居中
*约等于没有剧情，小甜饼一篇
*预警：
1⃣️女装1，女装1，女装1
2⃣️微量主仆play和蒙眼play，全是情趣
3⃣️含纯爱小车一辆，有1给0口的情节
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Nezha has never been one to follow orders.
... Unless it comes from Ao Bing.
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30 Mar 2025
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【藕饼】分手后打到前男友的车 by bushiyue
Fandoms: 哪吒之魔童降世 | Né Zhā Zhī Mó Tóng Jiàng Shì (2019), 哪吒之魔童闹海, 哪吒 | Nezha (Movies 2019 2025)
29 Mar 2025
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一发完，约等于是个pwp，剧情和车五五开。
伪破镜重圆，略沙雕无逻辑。
Summary：因为老是把老婆操晕而被分手的藕老师，为了道歉又把老婆操晕了。
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魔身成圣的中坛元帅做了一个梦，梦见三岁那年的敖丙说你现在要去跟敖丙做爱，不然就会有千千万万对藕饼遭劫，包括你俩。哪吒福至心灵，决定在七天之内跟挚友打上本垒，顺便拯救世界。
*千年处男纯情藕×龙性本淫开放饼，饼双性（生殖裂），怀孕暗示有
*魔童电影原作后续向，时间两人封神后，纯甜纯爱HE，微量剧情改编
*有大段r描写会章前标注，本垒纯车跳转13-16章高黄激h慎入！
*欢迎comment讨论，完结撒花！
***if线孕期番外1.3w纯车PWP已端- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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25 Mar 2025
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19年时期的七夕贺文
（大概就是急于完成成年礼，找人约P，约到面基坐错位置的藕霸然后被吃干抹净的故事）
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24 Mar 2025
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藕饼
预警：双性饼，有穿刺描写（藕穿耳环及乳环，饼阴蒂环），抱操对镜，xp封建，狂攻x痴女。
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23 Mar 2025
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【藕饼】下界后偷吃了冤家的贡品 by Guinevere960717
Fandoms: 哪吒之魔童降世 | Né Zhā Zhī Mó Tóng Jiàng Shì (2019)
01 Oct 2025
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* 《下界后偷吃了冤家的贡品》和一系列后续
* 封神藕饼
* 凡人世界处于现代Series
- Part 1 of 藕饼
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21 Mar 2025
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*全文1w+，纯清水，只有接吻
*现Au，带一点校园
*神仙下凡藕x转世失忆饼，饼后面会恢复记忆
*不知道为啥老福特热度这么低，就搬过来了😭Bookmarked by proximaCalamity
20 Mar 2025
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*可以看到暗恋自己的人身上长兽耳和尾巴
*一个AU 架空背景
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17 Mar 2025
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“It’s nothing of that sort, I just— I just wanted to look you in the eyes.” Nezha blurts out. “And have you look at me too.”
Ao Bing’s mind is blank and he tilts his head, trying to catch Nezha’s eyes. He continues to turn, matching his movements and dodging Ao Bing’s gaze. “But you’re not doing that right now though.”
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Ao Bing is determined to find out why Nezha has not returned to his original form in weeks.
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17 Mar 2025
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小甜饼 快穿 魔童2的饼和现代饼互穿到对方身上，一个和哪吒“尚在初恋”，一个已经2000多年“老夫老妻”，会发生什么故事呢？
注意!!!第一章清水，第二章上肉
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17 Mar 2025
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敖丙穿越到魔法世界，哪吒去找他，顺理成章就把失忆的好朋友给睡了。
原著向。饼失忆。穿越篇（另有前世篇和未来废土篇）
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17 Mar 2025
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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16 Mar 2025
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【饼渣】长夜未央（R18万字完结） by 良辰美景晏然临 (Yannanqing117)
Fandoms: 哪吒之魔童降世 | Né Zhā Zhī Mó Tóng Jiàng Shì (2019)
12 Feb 2025
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一些魔童藕噩梦魂穿闹海藕自杀的IF。
丙丙遇见吒就嘴笨所以纯爱🚗一下。是五年前的稿了，被🔒了多年捞出来发现抖抖还能吃于是传上来。
丙丙真的很甜很宠，五年前的大藕强右也好吃。
除了我五年前的文笔其实有瑕疵但我不想改了之外，别的没啥避雷的了，祝大家吃粮愉快。
另外想要评论！Bookmarked by proximaCalamity
14 Mar 2025
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At the dawn of time, Nezha’s hands fluttered through a constellation. There was salt on his fingers, rust in his eyes.
His vision blurred as he looked at the horizon. The sea swelled around him, burned red and gold, night retreating reluctantly like blood from a treasured sword.
The world came back to him in bits and pieces, and he waited, futile, for three things that would never return.
Summer.
The shore.
Ao Bing.
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“Hark! All Celestial Ministries, lend your ears!”
A flurry of activity echoes around the Heavenly Court.
“The Marshal of the Central Altar—slayer of chaos, vanquisher of ten thousand demons—kneels before the Jade Throne! The three realms are pacified, the broken kingdoms are unified!”
“You have done well. What will you have as your prize, Vanguard General?”
Li Nezha raised his head. A little white dragon coiled around his wrist chirps cheerfully, uncaring of the solemn nature of this ceremony.
“The Huagai Star Official.”
Then, as if unsure if he made himself clear, the war god stands, gaze steely. “I meant to say, his hand in marriage.”
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- Part 2 of 你在岸边 | navigating affection (oubing)
- Part 2 of The Rebel's Guide to Overthrowing Heaven (ft. Nezha and Co.) | 三界往事
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13 Mar 2025
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送殷夫人 | Where is the boat that will take me home? by Pop_Tea
Fandoms: 哪吒 | Nezha (Movies 2019 2025)
10 Mar 2025
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“I have always neglected to tell my mother about how I feared the ocean.” Nezha’s face is expressionless, carved in unmovable stone.
But even a statue can cry.
A tear falls from his eyes, nourishing the sand with salt sweeter than the envious seawaters'. “Yet somehow, she knew.”
Aobing feels his heart pound at the sight. He feels it trying to break free from the cage of his bones and to merge with his partner, his best friend, if only to soothe the pain in his soul.
“Go on,” he whispers.
On a day where the lotus flowers have closed, Nezha is gone without a trace. Like always, Aobing finds him.
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13 Mar 2025
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The yaksha nodded thoughtfully. Finally, it delivered the verdict with aplomb: “You’re not broken.”
“No?!” Nezha shot up.
“You grew up too fast. Things are just a little wonky; you have to get used to dealing with your…” The yaksha made a vague gesture at all that. “… Biology. Listen, kid. I assure you it’s all quite standard.”
“How do I do that?” He would do almost anything to get back to normal. The yaksha was proving to be far more knowledgeable than he’d expected; hope filled Nezha in an almost painful squeeze.
The yaksha spread its thick, fleshy lips in a leer. “You have to mate with the little dragon beauty."
Nezha deals with his changing body. Things are... complicated.
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11 Mar 2025