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To John, Dirk Strider is inscrutable.
Dirk Strider is a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
Dirk Strider is all he thinks about anymore.
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20 Aug 2025
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John is struggling with his depression after the game, and his friends are concerned. All attempts to help him have failed so far, and he has drifted deeper and deeper into his self-imposed isolation.
Dirk and John are aware of each other. They've had a handful of brief encounters thanks to their shared friend group, but that's the extent of their relationship.
Knowing about Dirk's experience with depression, Roxy asks him to do her a solid.
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19 Aug 2025
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“What’s wrong?” you ask. You know that Dirk can get grumpy sometimes, but this seems like a lot even for him. He’s probably working on one of his projects and it’s not going his way—that’s usually what’s going on with him when he gets like this.
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AKA: Dirk gets migraine attacks. John doesn't know how to be a caretaker, and never bothered to learn.- Language:
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17 Aug 2025
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somebody's gotta get the roboboy to let loose a little and by God is Hank the right man for the job
Or: Connor and Hank talk metal
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15 Aug 2025
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There's nothing Connor enjoys more than to fully analyze a situation. When night falls and Hank draws closer, as they push their way to the bedroom, he makes no exception. He will analyze everything as he chases that high.
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Connor is still kneeling between his legs, composed as ever.
"Mission accomplished, Lieutenant. Your little problem isn't a bother anymore. So, do you feel better now?"
The LED on his temple pulses soft blue. His big brown eyes look up at Hank as if absolutely nothing unusual has happened. As if he hadn’t just given him the blowjob of his goddamn life.
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Edited version!
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13 Aug 2025
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He thought he carried only the bitterness of loss and the weight of memory. But time has carved a new shape out of this pain — broken, twisted, greedy for the light that he himself despises. The enemy's face became the face of desire. And now the past is breathing down his neck as he yearns for what he should hate.
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05 Aug 2025
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Shinobi aren't samurai. Shinobi are not honorable. They lie, they cheat, they steal, and they manipulate to win.
But shinobi should not be cruel.
Sensei had not taught him to be cruel.
Mercy, huh?
Kagami bends down, places cool metal against the man's throat, and slits it.
The man dies almost instantly.
That's the only mercy Kagami was willing to give.
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Kagami hunts down those responsible for his sensei's death.Series
- Part 2 of I'll stick around if you will
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05 Aug 2025
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Theirs may not have been an affection started freely, but it is affection nonetheless. Tobirama refuses to deny himself the pride of making the best of a marriage that had aimed to undermine both of them.
Really, one would think with the way both Clan Elders constantly revolted against the peace keeping their useless hides afloat they would have found more difficulties in scheming together.
Not that he's complaining, mind. This time their stubborn pride actually accomplished something useful.
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05 Aug 2025
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Tweek Tucker has it all. He’s graduated school, bought a house, has a stable job, and is married to his long-term partner Craig.
But what now? No one ever mentions what comes after.
Life doesn’t come easy for Tweek, even in success.
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- Part 1 of So Insurmountable
- Part 1 of xenolith1245's married creek fics
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01 Aug 2025
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Literally Developed Super-Strength For You, Babe by WrittenInCinnamon
Fandoms: South Park
22 Jan 2023
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A prequel to my other story, of how Craig awakened his superpowers. And yes, it was absolutely way more cheesy than Craig would want it to be.
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- Part 2 of Teenage Superheroes From A Mountain Town
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22 Jul 2025
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Growing Up, Superpowers, And Other Normal Young Teen Stuff by WrittenInCinnamon
Fandoms: South Park
29 Dec 2022
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As puberty hit them, children of South Park start developing superpowers. Those who didn't yet, were expecting it to happen any day.
Unless they were an anxious wreck like Tweek Tweak. Then maybe they had doubts.Thankfully Tweek has friends and a boyfriend who will support him no matter what.
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- Part 1 of Teenage Superheroes From A Mountain Town
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22 Jul 2025
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Super Craig and Wonder Tweek butt heads...a lot. This is incredibly fucking annoying for one Eric Cartman, who's sick of listening to them argue about nothing- so he intervenes, in the hope that they'll go back to being sickeningly in love again instead.
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22 Jul 2025
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“So what you’re saying is that you want to prank Clyde and see whether he’ll call the cops on Tweek?”
“E-E-Exactly!”
“Absolutely not. Clyde will freak out over a dead body.”
“Even better.”
“Craig! Though…I am curious whether he’ll tell on me or, nngh, not.”
“I vote no.”
“Yes.”
“Y-Y-Y-Y–”
“–yes for me…ohmygod, I’m going to have to act!–”
“–Y-Y-Yes.”
Sigh. “Fine. I’ll make a few calls.”
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During a stay at Tolkien’s family cabin, Clyde is put on the ultimate test of: “If I killed someone, would you help me hide the body?”
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18 Jul 2025
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When Craig rejected Tweek after their very public, very messy, and very not real break up, Tweek was like a ghost haunting the hallways of South Park Elementary. Tired of seeing one of the town's beloved gay looking so miserable, Cartman devises up a plan that not only ropes in Tweek but Kyle as well.
The plan?
Trying to get Tweek to move on from Craig by going on a date with Kyle.
Who knew it would go so wrong yet so right?
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- Part 1 of Tweek Week 2024
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17 Jul 2025
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It was Craig's eighteenth birthday. He wasn't asking for a big celebration, but he got one anyways. What started off as a party at Cartman's house somehow quickly turned into Craig getting sucked into his favorite anime.
And, wait--why was HE the villain of the show?!
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16 Jul 2025
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The list of the cutest boys makes an appearance at Middle Park High School, and Craig Tucker comes out as number one. Tweek Tweak shouldn't have been surprised his boyfriend would score so high and yet something begins to brew at the pit of his stomach as he tries to locate his name. He passes number 10, and his eyes roam lower, lower, lower, and...
Oh no.
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or, insecurity rears its head at a teenage Tweek Tweak.
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What is this feeling, so sudden and new?
Craig and Tweek have very diligently been keeping up their facade, pretending to be a happy couple for the sake of South Park, and maybe even the rest of the world. They're in middle school now, however, and things are beginning to change; math is harder, people are taller, and strange new feelings are beginning to emerge from way out of left field. That begs the question: is it really still just a facade?
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14 Jul 2025
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Clyde snorted, dry. “You get like this when you like someone.”
Craig’s fingers paused on the controller. “I don’t—”
“You don’t really like different,” Clyde had said. Not mean, not teasing—just observant. Honest in the way that Clyde got when he couldn’t resist connecting the dots out loud. And Craig had gone quiet. Same way he was now. The subtle tension in his jaw. That flicker behind his eyes, like something trying to rise but never quite surfacing.Series
- Part 2 of loud and clear(ish)
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12 Jul 2025
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Five minutes of Craig haunting him—not entirely purposefully—through their apartment found Tweek turning around and snapping, "Can I shower by myself? Is that allowed? Jesus Christ!"
"Yeah," Craig had said, taken aback with his mouth moving faster than his brain or his temper could catch up. "Yeah, go ahead." And Tweek stormed—literally, with snow flurries fluttering down around him and clinging to his hair despite the relative heat of their apartment—down the hall and into the bathroom.
Somewhere in the back of his mind, Craig had thought, well—at least he wasn't sparking.
or; After a fight with a villain, Super Craig gets into another fight. With his boyfriend. Who was also fighting the villain.
What a day.
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10 Jul 2025