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The three times Aubrey found Kel's happiness annoying.
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In a world where owning android companions are the new norm, Venti comes across one who couldn’t find his way back home.
[Loosely inspired by the game Detroit: Become Human.]
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The new Pirate King is more popular than he knows, and the race is on. Who will be the ultimate winner of Luffy's affections (and the throne at his side), and shouldn't Nami be worried instead of taking bets?
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03 Nov 2025
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a slippery slope (insert some joke about lube (please laugh)) by quillifer, yamscooper
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
27 Nov 2024
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“Sex is overhyped,” Till says. “Wouldn’t you know? You only have that much sex because you’re disappointed by how mediocre it is all the time.”
“Wow,” Ivan says, and nothing else.
Till tests his theory on the inherently boring nature of sex by—well, having lots of it with Ivan.
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09 Oct 2025
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“We should have sex,” Ivan says brightly.
Till glances up at his halo, horrified. “Are you asking me to kill you?”
till is terrible at being a demon, but he’s even worse at getting rid of the annoying angel who’s been following him around since they were kids. being in love with him probably doesn’t help.
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28 Sep 2025
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The two of them have never gotten along, not even for a second since they met, and they are, as far as Wonwoo is concerned, sworn enemies.
So, you can imagine Wonwoo’s surprise when, on a regular Wednesday morning, Wonwoo is making a cup of tea in the office break room and the door slams open against the wall and a heaving, sweaty, panicked Mingyu busts through the doorway and shouts, “YOU NEED TO COME WITH ME RIGHT NOW AND PRETEND TO BE MY BOYFRIEND.”
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- Part 1 of About Time
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06 Jan 2022
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"... Do you think someone'll ever make you feel that way, or…?"
"I dunno. I hope so." Luffy wants to experience everything the world has to offer before he dies. Why would something so hyped-up be an exception?
Nami squeezes his hand so tight right then, and her voice takes on this gravelly tinge to it that nearly makes her too hard to understand. But he hears her. "Well, if…" She takes his hand and pulls it up to her face, making him cup her cheek, which is so, so warm that he nearly recoils. "If you ever wanted to try…"
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- Part 1 of Dumb Love
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08 Jun 2025