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    In which Sherlock Holmes is a nightmare, John Watson loves (almost) every minute of it, and the terms of ownership are negotiated via a rather roundabout path.

    "John knows he is not permitted to say the words to Sherlock. Sherlock, so disdainful of all sentiment, would view it as evidence of the weakness of John’s devotion to him, not its strength. So he tells him he’s mad and cracked and disturbed and a danger to society. He calls him a clot and an idiot and a prat and a wanker and every other name he can think of and Sherlock beams like John has written him a sonnet or carved his name into his chest. "

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    21 Oct 2025

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    “Last night,” Sherlock said. His voice was so deep it practically rumbled. “What was that?”
    “I told you. You needed to calm down.”

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    21 Oct 2025

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    What if John is straight, totally straight, so straight that he’d never even consider another man? What would happen if he found himself falling for Sherlock?

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    20 Oct 2025

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    John is not an idiot, despite what Sherlock seems to believe about him. As a matter of fact, there are things that he knows a great deal more about than Sherlock; social skills and a sense of tact, for example. John’s made a few friends in New Scotland Yard ever since Sherlock swirled into his life, even meets up with a few of the lads for a pint at the local near the police station, and is always in the know on the latest office gossip.

    Which is precisely how he knows that everyone at the NSY is under the impression that he and Sherlock have been shagging for years.

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    20 Oct 2025

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    It comes to light that Sherlock has deleted how to masturbate, and the fact that he's never been able to achieve orgasm by himself. He requires some assistance, and who better to ask than the good Doctor Watson?

    “You’re not hard,” Sherlock stated, trying not to sound disappointed but failing.

    John chuckled nervously, “Yeah, well, it’s not exactly a sexy situation,” he half apologised.

    “Would you like me to help arouse you?” He asked innocently.

    And damn if John wasn’t curious about how he planned to do that, “...how?” he asked timidly, honestly scared of the answer.

    Sherlock gave him one of his oh, please looks with a tinge of disappointment at his stupidity, “Like I don’t know what turns you on,” he scoffed.

    “How the hell…” he started angrily, but was cut off by Sherlock moving closer to him and whispering in his ear.

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