quantumonyx
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Ned the Pie-Maker NSFW ABC by quantumonyx
Fandoms: Pushing Daisies (TV 2007), Pushing Daisies RPF
20 Dec 2022
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Ned the Pie-Maker is adorable, nervous, and can rise the dead from their graves with a single touch. But what is he like in the intimacy of the bedroom (or the Pie Hole counter)? Let’s find out!
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Cutler Beckett NSFW ABC by quantumonyx
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Pirates of the Caribbean: The Price of Freedom - A. C. Crispin
18 May 2022
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My take on the NSFW ABC trend, featuring Lord Cutler Beckett.
What would it be like to share a bed with the sexiest bewigged villain? Now you’ll know!
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Pansy Parkinson has managed to cultivate a good life for herself after the war. She has a job she loves, friends she’d kill for and Howlr to keep her bed warm at night. She has everything she’s ever wanted except – Weasley. And she wants Weasley, even if it means a giant ginger bludger is heading toward her perfect life.
***This is a companion piece to Howlr but can easily be read as a stand alone.***
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- English
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- 8/?
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13 Aug 2023
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Smutty One Shots & Short Stories: Thorin Oakenshield Collection 3 by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Aug 2023
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These short stories and one-shots will be entirely centered around Thorin Oakenshield (with possible additional characters). They will include Original Female Characters or You/Reader. No stories will include extensive background or scene set ups, and those that have it will only contain enough for the reader to understand what is happening. Each story will feature different point of views and sexual situations. Anything that is not tagged will be added to the author note's if necessary.
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- Part 3 of Thorin Oakenshield Collection
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05 Aug 2023
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Howlr is the new dating application enchanting Witches, Wizards and Everyone in between. Are you looking for the one or a one-night stand; it’s all here folks. Howlr is sponsored by Weasley Wizard Wheezes, the same team that brought us the Spellular just two years ago. Ginny Weasley, famed chaser for the Hollyhead Harpies, swears by the app, ‘guaranteed to make sparks fly,’ she says. The magic awaits you!
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- English
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- 47,634
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 8
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05 Aug 2023
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Undreamed by technoelfie
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
15 Jul 2016
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As Thorin's assistant it is one of your duties to see that he gets to where he needs to be on time. It is a duty you take very seriously. And now you have a council session to attend and Thorin won't wake up. What is a girl to do?
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03 Aug 2023
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In Vino Veritas by technoelfie
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
05 Jul 2016
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After carrying a torch for Thorin for over a year, you would very much like to stop pining. But that's easier said than done. During the victory celebrations at Erebor you try to drown your sorrows in Thorin's best wine, only to realize too late that said wine is magical and drinking it may not have been the best idea you've ever had.
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30 Jul 2023