reginaldsbitch
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- Mean Girls (2004) (21)
- Mean Girls (2024) (21)
- Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey (21)
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ho ho homo: regina george vs. the romcom cinematic universe by reginaldsbitch
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2024), Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004)
27 Dec 2025
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regina’s new book draft is due. regina has not written regina’s new book draft.
she has writer’s block, an attitude, and absolutely zero patience for holiday cheer. unfortunately, the universe is illiterate. one freak august afternoon later, regina wakes up in a town obsessed with christmas, and gets assigned a boy-meets-girl plot she did not audition for. she meets the hot bartender, promptly imprints like a little lesbian duckling, and tanks the heterosexual agenda in record time
if this is some fucked up magical lesson about the true meaning of joy, she’s gonna be a problem about it
or, regina gets struck by holiday magic and ends up stuck in a hallmark romcom plot
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gay girl summer by reginaldsbitch
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2024), Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey
14 Dec 2025
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janis has planned the perfect summer in hawaii with her best friends before they’re off to college. she’s gonna surf, tan, drink and relax. she’s manifested this. she deserves this. she’s so fucking ready for the most epic summer in summer history and nothing can go wrong.
enter janis’ older brother kai, showing up unannounced with his best friend (and janis’ lifelong crush) regina. it’s suddenly shaping up to be a long summer for poor janis
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do you even lift bro by reginaldsbitch
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2024), Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004)
08 Nov 2025
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janis sees one (1) hot girl running on a treadmill and experiences something between divine revelation and cardiac arrest. she joins a gym to chase the vision and accidentally finds self-improvement, homoerotic tension, and core strength she didn’t consent to
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double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble by reginaldsbitch
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2024), Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey
29 Jul 2025
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janis just wanted to vibe with her garden and commit petty theft in peace. then regina george, unholy coven heiress and walking rage issue, busts down her door with a stolen baby like, “hey, hold this.”
now there’s a kid eating dirt in the yard, a blood cult murder-mom on the loose, and two witches who were supposed to hate each other accidentally building a life together
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terminally yours by reginaldsbitch
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2024), Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey
07 Jul 2025
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janis is given six months to live and copes by becoming a deeply unwell online personality when she starts documenting bucket list items. regina, a nurse, stumbles across her videos and is simultaneously enamored and deeply annoyed, and then she’s assigned as Janis’ chemo nurse.
or, janis knew she would run out of time. she didn’t know she’d fall in love before she did. now she’s not sure six months will be enough
Recent series
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adventures of the greek gods by reginaldsbitch
Fandom: Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024), Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey
25 Dec 2024
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undercover, unqualified, and unbelievably gay by reginaldsbitch
Fandom: Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024), Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey
05 Apr 2025
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Lexa has headed to small town New England to look after her adoptive mom who has early onset Alzheimer's. She's a police officer back in New York, but there's no room at the local department for her, so she takes a job as a mail delivery person. The furthest house on the route is the old Griffin place. Lexa hates it, the big dog guarding it drives her nuts, but when the winter snow melts and she realizes it's falling down she decides to fix the place up for the crazy old woman she's convinced lives inside.
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Bookmarked by reginaldsbitch
11 Jul 2018
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Day 250
Clarke ends up telling Anya about her proposal plan. Anya is Lexa’s best friend and her own friendship with the woman has definitely grown over the past few years. The first thing Anya says is that she’s surprised Clarke has made it this far without Lexa finding out. Clarke is too actually, but she tries not to get too cocky because she’s only just over halfway there.
Anya holds up a sign that says, “Lexa, TIME TO GET HITCHED!” and lets Clarke take the photo.
or the one where clarke proposes every day for a year
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- Part 10 of Prompt Series
Bookmarked by reginaldsbitch
30 Jun 2016
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The first time Lexa meets Clarke those are not their names
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Bookmarked by reginaldsbitch
28 May 2016