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“You’re a really inconvenient height, you know.” He told her as he worked. “You’re too short for me to work on while standing up without making my back hurt like a bitch, and you’re too tall for me to work on my knees without having to stretch up. How inconsiderate of you.” he joked.
“I am sorry.” she replied. “I cannot adjust my height to a more convenient size. However, you could consider rebodying me into a shorter or taller body, which would make repairs easier.”
Noodle has been gone for a long time, and Murdoc has a bet he's not happy about winning.
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Dante's Inferno but it's written by the author of My Immortal by rhododendron_prisms
Fandoms: La Divina Commedia | The Divine Comedy - Dante Alighieri, Christian Bible
04 May 2023
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this started as an inside joke but here we are. Dante's inferno was just giving me such my immortal vibes that I could not resist. i have tried to actually alter the story as little as possible ( it doesn't even NEED altering, it's already basically a bible/illiad crossover virgilxOC!reader crackfic). however, if I do exaggerate passages, I'll let you know in the end notes (so we can collectively pretend this is educational) :)
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“Oh, Satan preserve us,” Murdoc sighs, pinching his brow. “You’re high as a bloody kite, aren’t you? Didn’t even know it was possible to scramble a brain that barely exists in the first place.”
2D probably should’ve expected that something bad was coming.
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12 Nov 2025
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“In some ways that’s the worst of it: he’s not convinced she really likes Murdoc under her skirt as much as she just doesn’t want Stu holding down her hem.” A handful of scenes set around the unstable relationship between Stuart, Murdoc, and Paula.
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03 Nov 2025
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Pores cleared crops watered plague gone nothing will be bad ever again
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“So—poured my tender guts out t’you then, right. Refresh my memory, how’d that go?” Reflecting on an honest moment through the lens of a dishonest man.
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About self, shame, and spunk. A crass conversation between two people who probably shouldn’t shag, definitely did shag, inevitably will shag again.
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Misery always loved company. So what was the worst that could happen? Apparently a lot when two rhyme obsessed train wrecks crash into one another. At least there were pancakes.
(sly blue era au fic) - part one (complete), part two beginning!
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28 Mar 2025
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IDGAF IF ITS UNFINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE GO READ THIS ITS AWESOMESAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!