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The Desert Sucks, But Being a Damsel in Distress Isn’t Too Bad by romanovember for drowninginmyworries
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
29 Aug 2019
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I’m never drinking again. Jake Peralta thinks as he comes to consciousness, his mouth full of cotton swabs and sandpaper and his head pounding like a sledgehammer on concrete. Or maybe 50 million sledgehammers, a freight train and another 24 elephants. Ugh
Jake rolls over, and pulls his crinkly and hot duvet closer, relaxing his aching and hungover body into the cool embrace of… sand?
And on his head? An honest to god cowboy hat.
Yeehaw?