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To the rest of the world, Gojo Satoru is an untouchable god carrying the weight of the universe; to you, he’s just the six-foot-three, sweet-addicted weirdo in a blindfold who buys out your Tokyo patisserie every Tuesday at 11:00 AM.
Having absolute zero cursed energy makes you totally blind to monsters, meaning you just assume your most chaotic regular suffers from severe main-character syndrome, making your bakery his ultimate sanctuary to drop the god complex and just be Satoru.
But when a terrifying Special-Grade curse violently crashes the party, your quiet sanctuary turns into a high-stakes domestic disaster. While you panic over what you think is a freak gas leak and aggressively try to drag him to safety with a rolling pin, Gojo is forced to secretly obliterate hideous monsters with one hand behind his back, doing casual domain trickery and mid-air backflips just to keep your dessert display from getting smudged, all while realizing, amidst the flying dust and crushed pastries, that he’s fallen head-over-heels for the one person who treats him like a man instead of a weapon, and he’ll tear down every monster in Tokyo before he lets the sorcery world find out you exist.
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一个下雨的夜晚，我在路上看到一个浑身是血的落魄的大个子男人，他靠在我家楼下的垃圾桶旁边半死不活的。我看他长得帅，身体也强壮，就捡回家了。
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时间线新宿决战后，虎仗打败宿傩，五条家回收五条悟的遗体。出于某种原因，一年后五条复活醒过来了，被女主捡到。又是这种坏女人捡猫桥段。综了疾速追杀（对，John wick）、电锯人。
女主是退役的杀手，正在过隐居生活，想找个男人搭伙过日子。因此兴高采烈地捡走了刚复活的五条，“天上掉馅饼了！”正文第一人称，女主没有名字只有工作代号。