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“You promised you’d bring me back,” she said. The “to you” hung unspoken between them.
After Paris, Andrea disappears. Literally. When she returns, it's not in the way anyone expected, least of all Miranda.
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31 Oct 2025
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'cause us traitors never win by bigelows
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006), The Traitors (US TV 2023)
10 Aug 2025
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Miranda made the call to Alan herself.
Their conversation was pleasant enough - too much talk of Tartan and jumpsuits for her taste, but needs must - and concluded with Alan promising to meet her very reasonable demands:
1. She would not be picked as a Traitor from the start (“too obvious”)
2. Her assistants, Emily and Other Emily, would be on set at all times (“Emergencies, Alan”)
3. She would, under no circumstances, eat any of the catered food (“I haven’t eaten from a buffet since 1987”)
4. Alan would provide her a list of other contestants in advance, giving her lawyers time to do any necessary investigations (“You know how those Bravo people get, most of them quite literally want to kill me”)
With that it was settled - Miranda Priestly, Faithful from the beginning, cast member on the next season of The Traitors.
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30 Oct 2025
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Miranda is in a strange mood, and when she asks Andy to come home with her after work for a not-Runway-sanctioned assignment, and let the new assistant deal with the Book, Andy can't say no. She has no idea what's going on, and how her decision will change everything.
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29 Oct 2025
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Frank and Alice have been having moments of lucidness on and off for years. They've never lasted more than minutes, will this time be different?
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15 Sep 2025
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Hermione as Severus' sister, completely AU
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15 Sep 2025