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    The land of Gemeinplatz is a land filled with fantastical creatures, adventurers looking to slay them, and heroes looking to distinguish themselves from the adventurers. The most common of these heroes are those who come from Earth, who enjoy a most leisurely time with their cheat skills. It’s a perfect world, the utopia of those who wish to become overpowered and get their own power fantasy, where even the most everyman of the everyman can pull themselves by their bootstraps and become a hero.

    To satisfy the needs of heroes who can’t find function like a normal human being (which most of them can’t), the lucrative Gemeinplatz slave trade crushes the dreams and ruins the lives of hundreds every day. These slaves endlessly labor, in the harems of so-called heroes, at the mansions of the landowning “heroes”, and as rare materials for various dubious magical spells.

    In a world that looks down at them as demi-human, where the ruling class has no incentive to end this profitable trade, in which their oppressors are overpowered as all hell, what hope is there for the slaves?

    What hope is there, is named John Brown. This time, he’ll finish what he started.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    You're a warrior, and a mage, and a thief, and a killer. But there is not one heroic bone in your body.

    OR: Why did the Champion of Cyrodiil become the Prince of Madness, anyway?

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    14 Jun 2025

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    Martin sold his soul to Sanguine long before Akatosh staked a claim, and while Sanguine himself doesn't have much interest in the would-be Emperor, the new Sheogorath couldn't be happier to have him in their realm.

    (AKA the "fuck canon, I want Martin to be happy" fic)

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    14 Jun 2025

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    Chloe led a perfectly ordinary life, and she was satisfied with her lot. She had friends and family, a hobby or two, and a decent job as a waitress. Things were fine. Until business magnate Jean Girardi noticed her, and nothing would ever be ordinary again.

    OR: Hot DILF rails girl on a whim.

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    01 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 95

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    Thorfinn barely paid attention to anyone to pick up on that fact— let alone the fact that Canute went to his school. He looked like he went to a catholic school, or a private, at least. What the Hell’s he doing at Vinland? It didn’t add up. Not with his clean image and record.

    Canute cleared his throat, eyeing Thorfinn. “Thorfinn.” he said, curt. “I’ll… I’ll be seeing you.”

    “I won’t.” Thorfinn replied with a scoff, then he walked away. Askeladd’s apologizing to Sweyn with a laugh, saying he’s also shy and didn’t know how to communicate with peers his age because he didn’t get along with them too much.

    (or, the vinland saga modern au where askeladd gets thorfinn to befriend canute just to get a promotion. unfortunately for the karlsefni-castus family, nothing goes smoothly as planned. ever).

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    01 Jun 2025