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“Are you planning to keep my hair tie?” Iruka asked suddenly, a hint of amusement in his voice.
“I’m holding it prisoner for crimes against the citizens of Konoha.”
“What are the charges?”
Kakashi smiled, twirling the band around his forefinger like a kunai. “Perjury and willful concealment.”
Iruka huffed and shook his head, lips thinning in a way that made Kakashi think he was holding back a grin. “You know, if I’d realized you had such a thing for long hair, I would have started wearing mine down years ago.”
Kakashi’s thumb caught the hair band, halting its revolution.
“Years?”
(Or, in which Iruka asks for a single night, and gets a whole lot more.)
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25 Apr 2025
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Sasuke has a type.
It’s blond, stupid, and…
...It’s Naruto. Okay, fine, it’s Naruto.
Unfortunately his best friend is 1. not gay and 2. a simp for goth girls, so Sasuke is stuck finding a replacement to sleep with, rejecting Naruto’s drunken advances, and being a good friend. It's an uphill battle of monstrous proportions and Sasuke just wishes he could take the easy way out by shoving his five years of pining off a cliff.
Instead, he ends up wearing all black after a photoshoot gone wrong and Naruto shows him firsthand how deep his affinity for goths really runs, and the uphill battle just gets that much harder.
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24 Apr 2025
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The transfer student is a country hick—which is just a nice way of saying he doesn’t belong in the private boarding school where Sasuke has calculated his life’s trajectory. It’s fine if the idiot steals all his friends, it's absolutely bearable if he’s forced to partner up with him in gym class, and it's definitely not a problem at all that his dorm room is right next door.
But joining the soccer team where Sasuke is team captain? That’s where he draws the line.
And if Naruto could stop calling him a pussy, that would be great.
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12 Apr 2025
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Marshall Lee has (1) fear: gaining weight.
Then he self-invites himself to Bubba’s party, has a throw-down (and throw-up) with his ex in someone’s bathroom, and somewhere down the shaky line of property damage and a stolen horse, he accidentally holds his first civil conversation with the exasperated host.
It takes Marshall Lee less than six seconds after Bubba threatened to call the police, to figure out that he probably doesn’t mind the host as much as he thought he did.
It takes him stealing a horse and being locked with the asshole in a county jail cell, does he realize he might feel something for the kid that he knows he can’t afford to feel.
Marshall Lee has (2) fears.
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Or: Marshall crashes Bubba’s party and gets more than he bargained for (a horse and some unwarranted feelings), Marceline is just trying her best, and both just want to make it through the school year without getting expelled.Bookmarked by sambagaze
23 Mar 2025
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After losing consciousness in the woods, Marshall Lee wakes up to find himself attached to Prince Gumball… literally.
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20 Mar 2025