14 Works by schizdroid
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But I'm an Accountant by schizdroid
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
11 Feb 2019
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Phil Lester is beckoned to pay a house call to his accounting firm's wealthiest (and most reclusive) client for a very important date.
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Let's Talk About Houseplants by schizdroid
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
31 Aug 2018
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The Interactive Introverts tour is in the past.
Spooky Week has come and gone.
Gamingmas 2018 never happened.Dan and Phil, for the first time in their adult lives, are living separately and trying to figure out how to have separate careers.
They gave the people what they want, and now that that's over and so are they... what do Dan and Phil want?
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Phil. Coffee shop. Pining.
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Phil is struggling in the unbearable London heat and happens upon somebody in even worse shape than him, somebody the likes of whom Phil has never seen before. It's weird.
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No Canada (to the tune of “O Canada”) by schizdroid
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
21 Jul 2018
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Dan and Phil hate Canada a whole lot.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 167
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 106
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Dan is lonely in his new flat and can't stop thinking about his neighbour across the hall. He's tall, dark haired, and possibly amazing... but Dan just can't work up the nerve to talk to him. So what's he going to do when he mistakenly gets (and opens...) a box meant for his neighbour?
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Wet Damp British Summer by schizdroid
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
08 Jul 2018
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Camp counsellors Dan, PJ, Tom, and Jack start out their summer with the new counseller Phil playing a storytelling game around a cozy campfire. And then two spooked bladders can’t wait until morning...
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The Beating of His Hideous Heart by schizdroid
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
01 Jul 2018
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During their short break at home before starting the US leg of their tour, Dan and Phil get to the bottom of a sound that only Phil has been hearing...
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In Rainbows - Phanthology by schizdroid
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
23 Jul 2017
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5 little snippets of Dan & Phil using (half of) the In Rainbows track listing as (very loose) prompts. One of the world's most beautiful albums doesn't deserve this treatment, but here we are. Each chapter is a standalone story and they don't need to be read in order.
15 Step - gym boys
Bodysnatchers - tipsy boys
Nude
Weird Fishes/Arpeggi - surprise pet
All I Need - 'pocalypse innit -
The Impregnation of Dil Howlter by the Coward Robert Ford by schizdroid
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
30 Jun 2017
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Dil was just minding his own business, sleeping on a log by the pool, as one does, when he was very rudely abducted by aliens.
And these aliens have quite the unexpected proposition for our loveable little Dilly-pants...
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The Memeing Of The Memeing Of Life by schizdroid
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
26 Jun 2017
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The birth of 2017's most memeingful video... title.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 281
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 201
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A lazy afternoon in the Howell-Lester household until Dan and Phil disagree over their social media strategies when a colleague crosses a line.
Special appearance by: chocolate biscuits.
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Fooling around on their new sofa, or trying to, until Dan puts Phil on the spot with a question about roleplaying.
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Waking up to a new, grey morning to match their new, grey bedroom. Their moon room.
Very short, very sweet, very fluff