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“What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.
“Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.
“That’s it? Easy?”
“What, you want details?”
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17 Sep 2025
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Instead of Casca, Griffith is the one who spots Guts through his window on that snowy night. He goes to confront him. They talk, and without the Hawks standing witness, more comes out.
It changes things.
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04 Jul 2025
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“Wei Ying,” Lan Zhan says at last. His voice is low and hoarse. “Wei Ying, what is the last thing you remember?”
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22 Jun 2025
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Wei Wuxian thought he had his life figured out. Work as an emergency room doctor on shift 2-3 times per week. Help Jiang Cheng take care of Jin Ling. Swallow down any other ambition or desire because it just didn't matter.
But then, Lan Sizhui entered his life, along with his infuriating, enigmatic father.
And everything Wei Wuxian had planned out for his life had to change.
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17 May 2025
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Rebirth of a Wretched Mayfly by marikazz
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Mar 2024
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He sat upright and clenched his hands, numb from the cold. They felt as real as anything did these days.
Wei Wuxian remembered 'yesterday' with relative certainty. They had planned an attack, Lan Wangji never leaving his side, spitfire eyes glaring and turning away in the end. Him, alone, coming down on the Wen's flank like a wraith. The stench of freshly raised corpses and the shrill sound of his own flute bleeding into the rush of blades and arrows piercing the clear air turned rancid. The ground churning into mud, an unknowable amount of fighting and bloodshed passing.
Then, clear as day, the memory of an arrow to his back, of his sudden tumble and death. Not too terrible, but he felt there was no use dwelling on it for too long either.
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In the middle of the Sunshot Campaign, Wei Wuxian inexplicably repeats a harrowing winterday.
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