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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Chris and Clarisse have been friends pretty much since they started working in the same gym about three years ago. And Chris has pretty much wanted to ask her out the entire time he's known her, but has never managed to find the courage. When he find out another co-worker wants to ask her out, though, he decides it's time to finally make his move. The night ends up coming with a few additional surprises.

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    14 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Clarisse had imagined this moment a hundred different ways.

    Sometimes it ended with her driving her spear straight through his chest before he could even say her name. Sometimes she punched him hard enough to knock that stupid smirk off his face and walked away before he could explain himself. Once or twice, she imagined just standing there, letting him talk.

    She had planned it like a battle.

    The moment Chris Rodriguez got his mind back from the labyrinth’s curse, she would be ready.

    She had gone over it step by step with Silena and Annabeth. It had started a few days after she returned from Arizona with Chris barely conscious and muttering nonsense, his mind twisted from the Labyrinth’s magic.

    By the end of the night, the group had formed something resembling a plan.

    What she’d say. What Chris deserved to hear. What she’d do if he tried to joke about it. It had all seemed perfectly clear at the time.

    But now? Now she couldn’t remember a single word.

    Because the moment had finally arrived and nothing about it felt like the battle she had prepared for.

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    21 May 2026

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    Toni's always hated Shelby, so when Shelby gets drunk at Fatin's birthday party and throws herself at Toni out of nowhere, it all starts out as some sort of weirdly fucked up power play, because shouting matches with Shelby are going to be so much more satisfying for Toni when they both know that Toni rocked Shelby's world that one time in Fatin's guest bathroom.

    It's supposed to be just the one time, until it isn't.

    It's supposed to be just sex, until it's not.

    (High school AU; everyone lives in Texas, some stuff from canon happens)

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Toni and Shelby are sophomores in college who've been friends for a year and share a house with the rest of the Unsinkable 8. After they hook up for the first time, Toni struggles to make sense of their new arrangement, and of why Shelby's suddenly acting so strange... but if it all means getting to sleep with the most beautiful girl Toni's ever known, who Toni definitely isn't in love with, she's certainly happy to lean into it.

    (approx. 85% smut, 10% comedy, 5% angst/feelings, 100% Toni being a dumbass)

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    30 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    Shelby Goodkind has always had a bit of a *thing* for Toni Shalifoe. It doesn't mean anything, because Toni's a fired-up, hot-headed, foul-mouthed TV chef that Shelby knows she’ll never actually meet and won't like at all in reality.

    So imagine Shelby’s surprise when she’s selected to be a contestant on Toni's cooking show. Especially when, before the competition even heats up, Shelby discovers Toni Shalifoe might just have a *thing* for her too.

    It’s a recipe for disaster.

    Can they make it out of the kitchen before getting burned?

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    25 Mar 2026