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    ship-to-ship combat by

    Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    03 Jan 2024

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    "Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.


    Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Bats that sing like Birds by

    Fandom Batman - All Media Types

    09 Apr 2022

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    Fics based around this Tumblr text post where the Batfam develops a secret language around whistles/bird calls.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Satisfaction Brought It Back by ,

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics)  

    12 Nov 2018

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    Bruce always thought that Superman's cute shtick of rescuing cats from trees was a bid for publicity—until a confrontation with a magic user leaves him stuck as a cat. He learns how mistaken he was when Superman not only rescues him, but takes him back to a small Metropolis apartment. The opportunity to learn more about the alien can't be ignored, but is Bruce ready for everything he will learn about someone he has only ever regarded with distrust and dislike?

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    28 Apr 2026

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    drunk batman wrist tattoo by

    Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types

    12 Nov 2025

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    Kryptonian soulmarks are located on the wrist, a black tattoo that symbolizes your soulmate. This means that Clark Kent has the logo of a bat on his wrist. Shenanigans ensue.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    The Interview by

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

    14 Feb 2025

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    The billionaire suddenly held out an expectant upturned hand, and after a moment of confusion Clark hesitantly and gently placed his own atop the billionaire’s for an incredibly awkward handshake.
    Clark may be a writer, but he couldn’t possibly conjure words to describe the puzzled amusement on Wayne’s face. “I was expecting a business card.”
    “OH!” Clark flushed as he hastily pulled out the Daily Planet business card, then scrawled his name and phone number on the back.
    The playboy’s eyes still sparkled with amusement as he took the card and slipped it into a pocket in his vest. “I’ll consider your offer.”

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    AKA: Clark Kent's first assignment: Interview Billionaire Bruce Wayne and his New Ward

    (And maybe fall in love)

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    27 Apr 2026