simping_cereal_killer
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Penelope Garcia added Jennifer Jareau, Emily Prentiss, Spencer Reid, Derek Morgan, Aaron Hotchner and David Rossi to the chat
or, the BAU being a family and Spencer acting like an angsty teenager
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Spencer is months away from completing his third doctorate when he receives the news he has been (impatiently) waiting for: he's been accepted into the FBI academy. But now that it's been confirmed he'll be moving across the country, Spencer suddenly realizes he won't know a single person when he arrives. On the suggestion of a classmate, Spencer goes online to find "meet up" sites, in the hope that he can make some friends before it's time to move. However, being ever 'popular culture un-savyy,' he gets the word wrong and ends up looking for "hook up" sites instead! Spencer is suddenly thrown into the world of online dating (unbeknownst to him) when he begins responding to messages from someone named "DeManding." Things quickly escalate from friendship to... something more, and Spencer finds himself knee-deep in an unknown, yet shockingly erotic, world. The only thing is... Spencer might actually kind of like it.
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23 May 2025
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We all know Reid is suicidal but the writers didn't have the balls to show it so basically Reid tries to kill himself (multiple times) and Hotch takes him in. Cue screaming matches, breakdowns, angsty times, and grandpa Rossi. If you like reading about reid having so many issues that a therapist would be scared, READ THIS!!
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23 May 2025
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He really didn't mean for it to happen. He just wanted to make sure his mom was okay. Ethan would have to understand that, right? The team would understand that. He'd dealt with worse. He could do this. He just needed to get through this. Get back home.
And then he and Ethan would go on vacation.
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Spencer goes to prison.
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Ethan didn't ever think he'd see Spencer again, when he watched the other man get into the cab to the airport on a pleasantly warm day to head all the way across the country. Being with Spencer now? It was like God had granted him a very special second chance, with the condition he couldn't mess it up. And for two years, they'd been learning each other once again, and Ethan had done his duty and treated his second chance like a very fine china dish. Careful. Precious. Special.He didn't count on Spencer leaving him again.
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Ethan deals with Spencer in prison.Series
- Part 6 of When We Were Young
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23 May 2025
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The Nightmare on Hotch's Street by goobzoop for incandescentwarmth
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
31 Oct 2021
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Based on the wonderfully dark prompt:
"Spencer is kidnapped and is a brat who keeps trying to escape so whenever Hotch comes to use his body, he has to keep a gun against his head. Eventually Spencer is broken and obedient but when Hotch realizes and stops using the gun, Spencer can’t get hard."
By Reidstoychest for the Criminal Minds Dark Fic Exchange!
Here's to Spooky season and all things Kinktober and Whumptober! Heed the tags for this fic!
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13 Jun 2023
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Spencer has needs that sometimes get to be too much.
This is a Cm/X-Men fic but you don't really need to know the X-Men to read it. Only Remy appears in here an there are no powers talked about. More notes inside!
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- Part 1 of Needs
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08 May 2022