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“So, do you have a gift for me as well?” Määnin turned to look at him with a grin, pulling down the fake beard under his chin.
“I don’t know, why don’t you give me some of that glögg and sit down in my lap and find out.” Tommy gave him a cup of the spiked glögg that he had saved. He looked around to see if anyone was watching them, but the last people were leaving the room and didn’t look their way at all. He smiled and sat down on Määnin’s lap, holding on to his bicep to keep himself steady. “Woah, Toms. How much of that glögg have you enjoyed?” Tommy’s face turned red.
“Not that much”, he said defensively. “I’m mostly sober.”
“Hmm, would you kiss me in public if you were sober?” Määnin asked. Tommy looked around the empty auditorium.
“There’s no one here.”
“Exactly”, Määnin grinned and kissed him.or Tommy gets a hard package from Santa Määnin.
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Håo Håo Skansen by sjojungfruenhorning
Fandoms: Vörjeans (Band), Humorgruppen KAJ (Band)
14 Dec 2025
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“A big applause for Molly Sandén! And now it’s time to bring back our favorite three tomtenissar on stage, our bastubröder who I’m sure will warm us on this cold evening. Here they are again: KA- “
Pernilla’s words were cut short as three 30-year-old men stumbled on stage, one of them, a man in sunglasses in the middle of winter, tripping on the stage and almost taking some of the Christmas décor with him. His friend, a man just slightly taller than him and wearing a cap, grabbed his arm and kept him from falling. A tall lanky man, also dressed in jeans despite the wintry weather, followed them, carrying a guitar and a bass. There seemed to be confusion on the stage as Pernilla looked at them with big eyes. The three men had similar features to Kevin, Axel and Jakob from KAJ, but they were wearing jeans, not suits. Scattered excited cheers could be heard from a small portion of the audience, but not as loud as for the other artists, as the Swedish audience mostly seemed as confused as their host.
or I'm manifesting Vörjeans showing up at Allsång på Skansen Jul on Tuesday!
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The chocolate calendar by sjojungfruenhorning
Fandoms: Humorgruppen KAJ (Band), Vörjeans (Band)
02 Dec 2025
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Freppa gets the band members advent chocolate calendars for December. Tommy thinks it's klein and childish, but Määnin gets him to rethink his opinion.
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Vi dansar me döden å leker me eld by Rejpelts_Miss_Valborg
Fandoms: Humorgruppen KAJ (Band)
28 Apr 2026
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When he moves into the old, decrepit house, he expects creaking floorboards, draughty rooms, and maybe a few leaking pipes. What he doesn't account for is the insatiable ghost who can't keep its cold, translucent hands off him.
What starts as a completely normal, totally ordinary, no-strings-attached arrangement between a living man and a 200 year old soldier, soon turns into something far more complicated.
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Or: 'Oh no, I'm falling in love with a horny ghost!'
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08 Feb 2026
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If someone had made him, why would he be made like this?
Locked in a strange room with a note from KAJ inviting them to perform at their concert, Vörjeans piece together that they're not actually real and Tommy encounters his worst foe yet: existential fear.
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06 Jan 2026