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friends with benefits (no pensions though) by slimimi
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
29 Aug 2026
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"After Benji you told me you hated every single second of it, I will not let you do this again Em–"
"I have no choice!"
"Date me." Andy said.
Emily stopped. Around them, the restaurant went on. She looked at Andy, who had said the sentence fast before she could talk herself out of it, and now looked slightly stunned by her own mouth, but she didn’t take anything back.
"I'm sorry," Emily said. "What?"
"Fake-date me, instead."
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Emily needs Prada, Prada needs to believe Emily isn't at war with Miranda Priestly, and Andy has a very stupid idea.
Written for Sachston Week Day 3: Fake!Dating.
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"Do you always come to the door dressed like that?" Emily heard herself ask, and immediately hated it, because it had come out as though she'd noticed, when the entire point was that she had not.
"Only when someone knocks." The corner of the woman's mouth went up. "Should I have changed? You'd have waited. I'd have liked knowing you were out here waiting for me."
"Is this how it works over here? You do a favour and then flirt with the woman on your doorstep and call it neighbourly?"
"Is that what you think I'm doing? Flirting?"
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Or the one where Emily ends up letting the vampire who is great with her children drink her blood once a week for purely practical reasons. Like super practical. So practical. Please stop looking at her like that, Serena.
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2026 Emily Charlton gets tag-teamed by two Andrea Sachses: the sweet, 2006 eager-to-please puppy and the slightly meaner Andy of today.
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Written for Sachston Week day 5: Smut.
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"I want to film this, so you can see what I see. You’re gonna let me do that, baby?"
And Emily had said yes before she'd decided to - the way she kept doing around Andy – and now the little red light was on and Andy's cock was in her mouth and Emily was, honestly, a little gone.
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"She thinks we're on a date," Emily said, when the woman had gone, around a spoonful of something with figs in it.
"We're two friends having dinner."
"At a candlelit corner table for two and a half hours."
"It's a small restaurant, they're all corner tables."
"You ordered me the exact side I would have ordered, if I'd been allowed to keep reading the menu instead of being informed I'd taken long enough."
"That's not a date, that's paying attention."
"Mm," said Emily, in a tone that conceded precisely nothing, and ate the fig dessert, and did not, Andy noted, ever actually get around to saying it wasn't.
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More than a decade after Andy had left runway, a chance meeting at a bakery reunites her with Emily, freshly divorced and pregnant with her second child. What follows is, of course, a love story.
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my green eyed monster ( is eating me alive ) by slimimi
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
22 Jun 2026
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“Are you done?” he asks.
“Yes.”
“Are you sure?”
“…Yes.”
Nigel nods. Says, very mildly, to the wall and not to her: “You have spent half an hour telling me why he is wrong for her; and not once have you told me who you think would be right.”
She opens her mouth.
She closes it.
A small, traitorous thought slips in sideways before she can shut the door on it. She shuts the door on it.
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Or the one where Emily and Andrea are friends. Great friends. Best friends. Just friends.
So why the fuck does Andrea want to pull her hair out at the thought of Emily having a boyfriend?
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i couldn't whisper when you needed it shouted by sceyonce, slimimi
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
15 Jun 2023
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Bo rolled her eyes, getting fed up with the constant ribbing despite her good mood. “Seriously, you need to drop it with the boyfriend jokes. It’s getting real old.”
“What jokes?”
“Haha, very funny.”
Koska drew to a halt, and Bo was forced to do so as well, staring at the woman’s mock confused face. “Bo, what jokes?”
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Or, five times people thought Din and Bo were dating, and the one time they were right.
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green face, blue lace by sceyonce, slimimi
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
20 May 2023
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"Then will you do me the honor of settling this in private? I've a large balcony and I'm allowed a couple of blasters."
"I like to claim my victories with witnesses around, but I'd hate to risk a fellow warrior his job." She put her hand on his arm, feeling his warmth through the thick fabric of his suit, "I agree to your terms then, just the two of us. Wh-" Before she could finish her sentence, ask him about what he planned to offer her when she won, a voice she's only heard in dreams she'd deny having sounded out.
"Make it three." There, lit up by the hall's glittering lights, polished beskar almost glowing, stood Din Djarin.
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Months after Din had left without a goodbye, Bo-Katan finds herself at a banquet in Plazir-15, seeking to drown her sorrows with a warm body. Unfortunately, Din is there too.