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    In nearly every way (except the most notable), the Princess of Hyrule was the Goddess incarnate. For that reason alone, it was a little ingenious for the King to offer up his daughter’s hand to whoever was able to pull the sword.

    Link hadn’t meant to pull the sword. He planned to watch as his comrades pulled with all their might, perhaps even tease a few about how it was all for the better that the sword didn’t budge, because surely no Princess could ever love their ugly mugs, and then get into a good old-fashioned wrestling match with their bruised egos after one too many jokes. But it hadn’t mattered what he had in mind; Link’s plans be damned. The Goddess had already plucked him out of obscurity and set him along Her own path.

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    23 Apr 2023

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    Link has never looked at her the way he looked at Mipha.

    (or, Zelda learns a thing or two about jealousy and sexual frustration.)

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    22 Apr 2023

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    Three weeks after the fall of the Calamity, Zelda changes her mind.

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    22 Apr 2023

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    There’s a pause, and then Wednesday speaks again. “I admit that I do have one ulterior motive in asking you to visit for the holidays.”

    Enid laughs, unsurprised; there’s the Wednesday she knows, even a phone line and a coast away. “Yeah? What is it?”

    “I told my parents that I’m in a relationship,” Wednesday says, offhand, like it’s just another sentence and not a lightning strike to Enid’s heart. "With you, specifically."

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    28 Dec 2022

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    Enid is having nightmares, and it's keeping Wednesday awake. Which is the only reason why she offers to share her bed.

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    27 Dec 2022