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    “Steve, I’ve solved your problem.”

    “Huh?”

    “I’ve found your dreamboat. Your perfect match, your other half- fits your type to a t. Literally right now, you could walk over and proposition this person to bear your six offspring and sail off into the sunset together in a shitty RV.”

    Steve blinks at her bemusedly, and then she points out beyond the pool- where Eddie Munson sits in the grass, smiling lazily as El and little Holly Wheeler adorn him in daisy chains, giggling as he bows to each of them, adjusting his flowery crown.

    Steve groans, face in his palms. 

    “Yeah,” he laughs dryly, “if only Eddie was a chick, huh?”

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    five times steve laments over the fact that eddie would be the perfect partner if he was a girl, and one time where he realises that’s no longer an issue for him

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    04 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 71

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    Steve just moans at that, palming himself through his jeans. “Fuck,” he hisses, “yeah. Okay. I can show you. Need me to show you how, right? Need me to teach you?”

    Eddie nods. The world feels sticky, syrupy slow. Like he’s stuck in honey. Feels good, sliding back off Steve’s lap. Off the bed, onto the floor. Onto his knees. He looks up, and Steve looks down at him.

    Feels really, really good.

    “Look at you,” Steve whispers. “You’re so sweet.”

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    eddie takes a turn at organising a date + reciprocating steve's affection (and learns something new along the way)

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    04 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 76

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    “Aren’t you glad I rolled so high?” Steve grins. “Pick another one. Another die. Actually…”

    He leans back over Eddie’s thighs again, straddling him and humming as if deep in thought. Eddie glances down, and curses under his breath - he can see a damp patch in one spot over Steve’s jeans, his dick straining against the fabric. 

    Steve is into this. 

    Fuck. He’s getting off on it.

    On Eddie begging.

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    eager to increase the pace at which things are developing in the bedroom with steve, eddie takes matters into his own hands (and maybe bites off a little more than he can chew in the process)

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    04 Aug 2026

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    Eddie swipes the wand beneath his eye, fast and mostly smooth. He leans back from the mirror, assessing his reflection, and smudges lightly at the ink.

    “One down,” he says, mostly to himself. Steve doesn’t say anything.

    He’s thinking about girls at their bathroom mirrors and bedroom vanities. Dates or one night stands or whoever else, messing with their hair and poking at their lipstick and making faces. Fixing whatever Steve had made a mess of the night before.
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    (Eddie finds some eyeliner in Steve's car. They both get weird about it.)

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    30 Jul 2026

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    Steve loves Jonathan (and his ass). Jonathan loves Steve (and his cock). Watch them be horn dogs together after the Upside Down has finally been dealt with once and for all and they finally moved away from Hawkins to live their lives as two healthy, horny, and gay young adults.

    AKA: short fics updated whenever I feel that Jonathan deserves to get dicked down because this is honestly as much a stress reliever for me as it is for him

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    29 Jul 2026