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Timmy and his 2 loser friends make a bet - loser of the next round of MTG has to take a gender-swapping pill, and become the group's wingwoman, to help them get girls.
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- Part 2 of X-Change™ Tales
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17 Apr 2025
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Randy Lovejoy is a terrible person. The owner of Summer City's notorious Sea Breeze motel, he has a habit of spiking rude guests with gender-swapping X-Change pills.
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"Congratulations, you're an honorary member of Team Seven."
She didn't say it every loop. Despite not remembering things, Shikako only brought it out when Shino learned something new and disturbing. It didn't occur to Shino the first time she said this, but after hearing her say it for the first time for the fifth time, Shino understood.
"That is less of a statement of honor and more of a statement of sympathy."
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23 Sep 2023
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Team Seven will never abandon a comrade on the battlefield. When it comes to paperwork? They will leave you behind so fast that you'll think they traveled in time. So it was probably karma that when Shikako and Sasuke abandoned Naruto to Kakashi for professional development training that the two found themselves literally back in time. They probably shouldn't have chosen a C ranked courier mission as their excuse to get away. It's always the C ranks.
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Healthy Coping Mechanisms by JohnBurtonLee for BookKeep
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
16 May 2022
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When Kakashi and his minions met Minato and his minions, Kakashi got closure and peace of mind. Minato got knowledge of the future, multiple detailed plans to kill a village elder and traumatized minions. Objectively, Minato knows he came out ahead, but it sure doesn't feel like it.
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22 Sep 2023