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    After spending so long cooped up in Kaer Morhen, Jaskier decides to risk going out on the road again. He's sure everything will work out despite the ever present fact that Nilfgaard is still looking for him. After all, he's learned so much from his Wolves. What could possibly go wrong? And if he happens to make a few new friends along the way that's all the better...right?

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    Jaskier brings more Witchers into his little family. Even if some of them don't really understand how that works.

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    09 Feb 2021

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    Jaskier and Eskel are happier than ever planning their Wedding.
    All their friends are happy for them except Geralt who wonders who this "Julian Alfred Pankratz" is his brother is getting married to.

    Sequel to "A Jar full of Teeth"
    Read that first or this won't make any sense ;)

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    29 Jan 2021

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    Eskel is asked a question he never expected, which leads to him getting something he never expected.

    Jaskier has spent years trying to woo the witcher he wants as a mate, without success. As he feels his first heat approaching, he decides to ask Eskel outright, and is happily pleased with the response he gets.

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    25 Jan 2021

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    Jaskier is being held by a mysterious group of mages, of whom Fringilla Vigo is a part of, planning on ridding the Continent of all beings aside from humans by causing another Conjunction of the Spheres. He now must step into the role he ran from decades earlier and fulfill his duty as prince to protect the elves he’s imprisoned with and maybe even save the Continent.

    After Ciri has pledged her assistance to the elves of Dol Blathanna, Geralt and Yennefer discover Nilfgaard’s latest ploy to capture her and take control over the northern countries. With time running thin, Geralt needs to make a drastic decision, to find his bard or help Ciri protect the elves before Nilfgaard can kill them all.

    A direct sequel to Spring Crocuses.

    On indefinite hiatus, sorry :(

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    07 Nov 2020

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    “Jaskier,” Geralt starts, pleading. Julian scoffs. The stupid man really can’t take a hint, can he?
    “Jaskier was nothing but a pipe dream, Geralt,” Julian reminds him coldly, even as Jaskier cries out at his words and tries to force his way back up his throat. But Jaskier is dead and can never return. Julian swallows him back, voice wavering only slightly. “And you need to wake up from him, as I have.”

    (Or: Jaskier's glamour breaks after the terrible events on Niedamir's Mountain and Julian is forced to return to the Path. Everything should have been fine—Julian has spent nearly a century before being Jaskier as a witcher; he should be used to it—but then he ends up taking the same contract as Geralt and his Child Surprise and suddenly Julian isn't sure where he ends and Jaskier begins.)

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    06 Nov 2020