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AU in which Yuuri still doesn’t remember the banquet, somehow doesn’t blow Japanese Nationals, runs into Victor at the World Championships, and has absolutely no idea why his idol is suddenly friendly and incredibly handsy.
Does Yuuri care about his reasons? No. It’s Victor Effing Nikiforov.
Basically this is an excuse for total fluff.
And porn.And shit-talking with bonus smut. (Edited for accuracy.) Happy birthday, Victor.~~
Victor turned back to him, supernova smile in place once more. “I really, really like you. Promise you’ll still dance with me at the banquet if you take gold this time around.”
Yuuri stared at the man. He looked at their entwined hands—he hadn’t wanted to pull away—and their thighs, pressed together despite there being plenty of room in the backseat of the cab. That scent of Victor’s cologne—just a dab, lightly applied somewhere on his neck—swirled around him. This was too real to be a dream, too physical for him to have imagined it.
“I’m sorry,” Yuuri said slowly. “But…have we talked before?”
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11 Mar 2026
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After destroying the hotel for the umpteenth time, Alastor makes a promise with Lucifer: in exchange for swapping compliments, learning to coexist, and becoming
kind offriends, Lucifer will owe him a favour.(Falling in love was not supposed to be a part of that deal.)
-- in which they fight heaven, each other, and the urge to be together.
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- Part 1 of The OSAS Universe
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06 Jan 2026
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“Salutations, God of the Underworld! Let me stay in your realm!”
The myth of Persephone’s kidnapping by Hades may have taken a few liberties. In fact, more than a few.
In which Alastor, God of Spring, deigns to grace Lucifer, God of the Underworld, with his unwanted presence. And as depressed and lonely as he is, Lucifer is still not sure this is a good idea. For Man and Godkind, that is. Meanwhile, Alastor, hoping for some entertainment, finds more to do than he bargained for.
(Greek Gods AU, based loosely on fanart)
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06 Jan 2026
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The one where House is a phone sex operator.
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- Part 1 of Nothing New - Phone Sex Operator AU
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16 Sep 2025
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“You got Mario Kart?” House asks casually, reaching for his 3DS.
“I know I’m a bit rusty.” Wilson forgoes the shirt and sits down next to House, his own game console in hand. “But this isn’t how my hookups used to go.”
House shrugs. “Sex is boring.”
Wilson turns his head to see House’s face. He looks genuine, even shy. “I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say that before.” Wilson says neutrally.
“I don’t think I’ve ever said it out loud before.”
In which Greg House is asexual, James Wilson is a slut and their first meeting takes place in 2013.
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16 Sep 2025