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   The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks) by eidheann, firethesound_HP_archive

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Jul 2015

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Seamus Finnigan
   • Ginny Weasley
   • George Weasley
   • Arthur Weasley
   • Gawain Robards
   • Kingsley Shacklebolt
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Apparition
   • Dick Jokes
   • Aurors
   • St Mungo's Hospital
   • Acronyms
   • Sex Toys
   • Crude political statements
   • Inappropriate use of office equipment
   • Inappropriate use of shoe boxes
   • Inappropriate use of hats
   • Misuse of national anthems
   • Obscene floral arrangements
   • Seamus's sticking charms
   • Dicks
   • cocks
   • Penises
   • Willies
   • Pricks
   • Phalluses
   • Comedically large numbers of unattached dicks

   Summary

   After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Dick Chicken

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   English

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   06 Oct 2023

   Bookmarker's Notes

   absolutely hilarious