5 Works by srony

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    Summary

    turns out, the nail of helena doesn't only transform its wielder into a vine-covered abomination. it also acts as a temporary portal to other dimensions.

    go on. ask alexander anderson. he would know.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,168
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
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    Summary

    seras victoria doesn't know her master very well.

    a character introspection on alucard from the perspective of our favorite spiky-haired vampire.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,159
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    373
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    Summary

    wherein all members of hellsing + iscariot are given mobile phones and no members of hellsing + iscariot are given functional brain cells.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    663
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    461
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    Summary

    Integra Hellsing is scared.

    Of course, she doesn’t let it show. Her face remains impassive and uninterested, with one eyebrow delicately raised and the tips of her mouth turned downward in a condescending sneer. In the boundless dark of the night, she can only see the blurry outline of a man in an army green uniform.

    Integra Hellsing is scared. Scared and disgusted.

    The man pins her wrists to the ground and slides a hand up her naked thighs. She can feel her heart hammering furiously in her throat. His fingers catch on the edge of her undergarments.

    He whispers.

    “Pretty girl.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,662
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    616
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    Summary

    “You’re just like me.”

    Alexander Anderson’s bayonet pierced through a piece of plaster approximately eight feet away from its intended destination.

    He blinked once.

    Then, he blinked again.

    Perhaps he was having a fever dream. Or he desperately needed to get his ears checked. Either way, he was 999% sure that he severely misinterpreted something along the line.

    ***

    Or, the traumatized priest and the equally traumatized vampire have a rage-filled pissing contest.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,317
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    455

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