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Sixteen year old Alex Dunne Piastri is done. Not “I hate school” done — but “my divorced parents are still in love and ruining my life” done.
His papa and daddy, Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri, “ended things”… except they absolutely didn’t. They still flirt like it’s a competitive sport, argue over nothing, and send Alex on daily espionage missions: “Do you think your dad misses me today?” or “can you just… make sure your papa's…okay?”
Alex is convinced the divorce was just two emotionally constipated idiots refusing to talk — so he’s taking matters into his own hands. Expect meddling, sabotage, accidental therapy sessions, and an alarming amount of secondhand embarrassment.
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13 Jan 2026