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"Mr. David, I never thought I'd get the chance to tell you just how much you inspire me! Watching your speeches gives me the willpower to achieve my goals. You're a massive role model to me!"
"O-oh, wow. I'm incredibly honored, I suppose? Sorry, I don't really know how to respond." Sensing the speaker's uncomfortableness, Teruko tries to interrupt with "Xander, you might be making him a little nervous-"
Completely ignoring Teruko, Xander continues, saying "Can I get your autograph? Wait, I'll be back in an sec', I need to find something for you to sign!" before sprinting out of the movie room.
David combs through his bangs and sighs, before quietly saying "Ugh, am aah done with these dumb introductions already? God, this is goin’ slower than molasses in January."
"Damn, why'd aah even come to this ridiculous scole? Aah hate talkin' to people anyway... Aah wish aah were en bed..." in a... heavy southern accent?
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or, David Chiem is secretly Texan. That's it. That's the fic.