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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    It's clear that Yoo Joonghyuk already knows he's lying. “Bullshit."

    "Those are my honest feelings, you bastard."

    "Either way, it's not a good enough reason. We're getting back together.”

    “Again with that... I don't want to date you. I already broke up with you once!”

    They break up, but Kim Dokja can't afford to move out just yet. Living together is simply the most practical solution.

    The arrangement is temporary, economic, clever, sensible, and—as Kim Dokja rapidly discovers—the worst fucking idea he's ever had.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Kim Dokja never expected to be dragged into an RV expedition to “study pre-apocalypse civilization.”

    He also never expected to run into his ex-sentinel from before the end of the world, out on a lifeless stretch of wasteland.

    “What exactly is your relationship?” Han Sooyoung asked.

    “We just—” Kim Dokja forced his mouth open, trying to answer before Yoo Joonghyuk could make it worse.

    “We’re already bonded,” Yoo Joonghyuk said.

    “…met once,” Kim Dokja finished stubbornly.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    “What do you want me to say, exactly?” Shane asked, his voice very different from the one they’d usually get for interviews. Less polite and less guarded. “Do you want me to stand here and tell you details of my sex life?”

    Someone chuckled awkwardly and when no one said anything, Shane threw his arms out to the side just as Harris made his way towards the disaster.

    Shane looked the reporter straight in the eyes. “Sure! My sex life is fantastic. My husband is hot. Ten out of ten. Any more questions?”

    Or the one time Shane Hollander was the problem

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    26 Jan 2026

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    08 Oct 2025