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  1. Poor Taste, Rich Company by ,

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    12 Feb 2025

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    Draco has terrible taste in men; too old, too married, too convicted of insurance fraud - the worse the man, the more likely Draco is to date him. Which is why Harry, his best friend, is so offended when Draco develops a crush on him.
    Harry's taste is just fine, the problem is every other aspect of his life, including the new problem of his terribly attractive hot mess of a best friend trying to make ANOTHER bad choice and ruin their friendship with sex.

    Featuring: arrest parties, political terrorism, intervention parties, Lucius Malfoy on Twitter, and unrequited love parties.

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    English
    Words:
    95,181
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    414
    Kudos:
    776
    Bookmarks:
    285
    Hits:
    28,340

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