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  1. Rec 7

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    It was an accident, Jack swears. He’d swear it upon the Bible if they had any around, but both he and Aster are allergic to that form of worship.

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    09 Sep 2022

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    Fellas - my frostbunny brothers in Christ,,, this.

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    Someone asked for "The Nein's first experience in Mordenkainen's mansion after Caleb learns to cast it". This is literal world-building so of COURSE it got really long and involved.

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    21 Aug 2022

  3. Rec 58

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    Obviously the best way to get back at your brother is to sleep with the guy he still hasn't managed to make a move on.

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    21 Jul 2022

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    im dead this is so good

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    Caleb is a fidgeter. It was one of the first things Molly noticed about him. He was always tapping his fingers or stroking his cat or bouncing his leg. Whenever they went somewhere new the first thing he did was run his fingers over every flat surface, walls, tables, chairs, windows. He was tactile and restless and never seemed calm unless he was rubbing, spinning, or twisting something.

    Molly knows this about Caleb. So really he has only himself to blame for his current predicament.

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    27 Jun 2022

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    Scrumdiddlyumptious

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    "The heck ya doin'?" Asked Bunnymund, staring on in stunned... not silence, but shock. Jack Frost was waving his staff around, cursing and yelling, hitting the leaves, as they turned all sorts of oranges, yellows and reds, but none were pretty... actually they were all rather hideous and clashed, blotched and spotty, and sagged as if there was too much paint on them... why was he painting the leaves?!
    Jack jumped, having not expected company. He's kept this secret for 300 years, and now he has to come clean to Bunnymund? With a sigh, his shoulders slouched, he looked to his fellow guardian, "I'm changing the leaves, what's it look like?" And, okay, that came harsher than intended, but really, what did Bunnymund think he was doing?
    Bunnymund raised an eyebrow, and hopped over, picking one of the soggy leaves with too much paint on from the dying branch, and inspected it. It was a hideous muddy brown, with specks of a vomit yellow on, and he looked up to Jack, rolling his eyes, "ya terrible."

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    According to folklore, Jack Frost not only brings crisp, cold weather, but he also paints the leaves red in autumn. However, he's terrible at it, and so it's up to Bunnymund to help Jack.

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    17 Sep 2021

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    Cutest story i have ever read <3