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AU in which Harry and Dora are unhealthily engaged, Harry is still a gym teacher, Dora is a socialite, and Kim is a mechanic Harry meets by chance. Harry starts up an affair with Kim, and everything goes from there.
Title + fic inspiration from Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet by Fall Out Boy
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"He grits his teeth throughout the night, and drinks more champagne than he should, prompting a tight squeeze on his arm from Dora and a hard, pointed look. They dance, at some point, and Harry manages not to bump into anyone else on the floor or step on Dora's toes. He isn't meant for this type of dancing, boxy and formal— he misses the days he used to go down to Boogie Street, and spend hours in the clubs, writhing and jumping on the dance floor. There's a part of him that wants to go back, wants to turn around tonight after dropping Dora off and relive the thrill. He files the feeling away in the back of his mind and continues his parade through the evening."
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Harry and Kim are on duty on New Year's Eve. McLaine and Torson get called out as backup, so they start a game of Suzerainty and watch the fireworks after Harry admits to worrying about whether this year will be better or worse.
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Kim's hand tightens on Harry's shoulder, shaking the man slightly, emphasizing his words. Harry's eyes finally meet his, light green meeting dark brown, and Kim sighs, a sharp exhale through his nose. He glances over at the clock—eighteen minutes till midnight, and two hours after that till they can go home. Kim gently removes his hand from under Harry's, and lightly pats the man's cheek.
"Come on, let me continue to beat you in Suzerainty. You don't need to think about the new year for eighteen more minutes, no?"
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we're friends when you're on your knees by tarotbean
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
19 Nov 2025
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Title from Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued by Fall Out Boy
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Titus finds Harry's gun first, Harry makes the mistake of asking who he has to fuck to get it back. Titus puts him on his knees and fucks his mouth about it. -
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Kim & Harry get ready for work in the morning, Harry discusses facial hair options, and they get interrupted by the clock when Harry tries to have fuck with Kim.
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inspired by art by orbiicat on tumblr! link in the a/n.
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"I feel like I should change up my facial hair. The muttonchops are very disco, but are they overdone? Are they becoming passé?"Kim snorts, "Harry, muttonchops have been passé since the 20s. You only pull them off because you pull off eccentricity."
"Hmm. What about a soul patch? Do you think I could pull off a soul patch?"
"Absolutely not," Kim says, looking slightly scandalized.
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i always fall from your window to the pitch black streets by tarotbean
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
03 Oct 2025
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Harry and Jean have sort of safe, sort of sane, generally consensual sex, not including the drugs or booze.
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"So, Jean is hanging off of Harry, supported mostly by the arm around him, tripping over his own feet as a cocktail of assorted pills and alcohol work their way through his system. He's taller than Harry, but Harry's stronger, something about being a gym teacher before joining the RCM. It explained the relentless jogging and the sturdy muscle, and maybe his preference for jockstraps, though Jean's learned firsthand there might be a few other influential factors there."
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