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Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
08 Sep 2015
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Napoleon is not in the car.
It’s a simplistic way of looking at things — Illya has seen Napoleon while he has been many people, not least of all himself, or the himself that passes for everyday use — but in the car, there is somebody with a little of Napoleon’s smile, and hiding half of his confidence under all of his arrogance, and with absolutely none of the certainty that Napoleon wears from every angle. Illya, a little of the way up the hill on the other side of the road, thinks that he has never seen Napoleon unaware that somebody is watching.
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03 Apr 2025
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Illya had his suspicions the moment Gaby said, “We should have a competition.”
Gaby challenges the men to prove who is the better spy, but Illya isn't prepared for the manner in which he has to do it.
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01 Apr 2025
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In the first month of being co-opted into working with Illya Kuryakin full time at U.N.C.L.E., Napoleon stole Illya’s father’s watch four times, twice out of spite, once out of drunken curiosity, and once out of sheer boredom. After the fourth time, Gaby sprained one of Napoleon’s fingers and threatened to do worse if he did it again.
“You are not a spy,” she told him firmly, dangling the watch out of reach as Napoleon curled in a wincing, fetal position on his Le Corbusier couch in his upstate apartment. “You are a thief with the self-control of a child. Now give me back my ring.”
“What ring?” Napoleon asked innocently, even through the pain.
“How fond are you of your nose?” Gaby shot back blandly.
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27 Mar 2025
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In Istanbul, the dark circles under Napoleon's eyes don't seem to fade, Gaby starts questioning whether they are really a team at all, and it comes down to Illya to keep them all together.
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16 Mar 2025
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Captured on a mission, Illya is exposed to a drug causing intense sexual arousal. Napoleon helps.
(Note: I selected the rape/non-con warning because this trope is inherently dub-conny, and because there is discussion of rape and questionable consent in the story. The sex that occurs in the story is agreed-to by both parties. More details in notes.)
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15 Mar 2025