themasterofceremonies



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    As Daniel looks over the newspaper, he realizes the options are bleak. Dishwasher, retail associate, tax preparer. Each has its perks, like free food, employee discounts at his mom’s favorite store, and– actually he’s not sure what he would gain from helping people do their taxes, he’d probably commit fraud by accident somehow. But each one sounds fucking awful and gets a big fat X drawn overtop it.

    It’s not until the word ‘typist’ catches his attention that he finally circles a job before his arm can start to feel heavy and useless. If Daniel was paying attention, he would’ve seen SECRETARY plastered above it.

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    self indulgent devil's minion secretary (2002) au

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    28 Jan 2026