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“Don’t feel bad. Mead is strong stuff.” Vidar pushed his sleeves up on his forearms. “Besides, I feel it too. It does go to one’s head rather quickly.”
Magne falls hard for Vidar. It goes as expected.
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Númenor by thesecretarchivist
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022)
29 Nov 2022
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Was it day or night? It should have been easy enough to tell, but it was not. Her heart started hammering. It was all wrong, horribly wrong. The dwelling was nothing like a Númenórean campsite. Crumbling stone walls, shuttered windows. She pressed broken fingernails into her palm to keep herself from screaming.
Thalias was a member of the Númenórean sea-guard before she volunteered to go to the Southlands. After Udûn, everything went downhill. But not very far, it's all G-rated. Mostly depressed rambling.
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Sunlight by thesecretarchivist
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022)
18 Nov 2022
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None of the Uruk had hair like that. It was, Grugzûk thought, quite beautiful as it framed Adar’s face and flowed down his shoulders. Grugzûk had almost reached a hand towards it. And then he had felt Adar’s gaze on him.
“Is it not long past your watch?”, Adar had asked.
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His cybernetic eyes whirred, fixing on her retreating back. Then he followed her.
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What we are looking for by thesecretarchivist
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Mar 2016
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The man behind the desk pointed a blaster at her, smiling like a snake.
Rey stopped dead, whipping up her own weapon, eyes darting across her adversary to figure out who he might be.
Red hair. Lots of stripes on his jacket. Coat draped over the back of his chair.
No idea.
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standard candles by imperialhuxness
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
30 Aug 2025
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Supreme Leader Kylo Ren receives an after-action report on the invasion of Corellia.
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The Spectrum Of Bad Ideas by bomberqueen17
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
24 Apr 2016
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The man grinned. “No,” he said, “it’s a terrible idea, but those are my specialty. They rent rooms over there, no questions asked, a buddy of mine used it last month when he was in town and picked up a nasty case of the clap, but that ain’t the inn’s fault.” He gestured with his cigarette. “You look like you’re into some sick shit, man, but you also don’t look like you’re gonna give me the clap, so on the spectrum of bad ideas you’re like a five.”
“I look like I’m into some sick shit,” Hux repeated carefully, both eyebrows up now. “Do I look like I’m in the habit of visiting hourly rate inns with disreputable strangers?”
“I ain’t a stranger,” the man said, “I’ve punched you in the face at least twice, that puts us way past strangers.”
“Five out of what?” Hux asked. “I’m just curious as to your scale of bad idea evaluation.”
“Five out of ten,” the man said, like it was obvious.Bookmarked by thesecretarchivist
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Making bad choices on a Tuesday afternoon by verybadhedgehog
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
04 Oct 2022
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Kylo and Hux are both doing court-mandated therapy. They run into each other in a cafe bar near the therapy centre. They discuss their sessions: Hux is rude and uncooperative with his therapist, while Kylo is challenging and likes to say mean and edgy things to deliberately upset his therapist. They argue and flirt and end up in a back alley behind the bar.
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18 Dec 2022
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Almost twenty years after the fall of the First Order, the man who used to call himself Kylo Ren scratches out a living as a smuggler in the Outer Rim, avoiding retribution for his crimes.
Meanwhile, the war criminal General Hux, long-since presumed dead by the Galactic Republic, hides on a backwater planet under an assumed name.
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02 May 2022
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Aware of His Own Halo by imochan
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types
05 Sep 2016
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"What are you doing here,” he says, finally. It almost makes him sober, the petulant effort of forcing it out between the grit of his teeth.
“Heard there was some garbage that needed carting off,” says Ren. Placid like the compressed, glassy center of a dark and dying star.
“Right,” says Armitage, flicking open the clasp on the holster of his blaster. “That’s it. You can definitely fucking leave.”
Or: General Hux’s several not-very-graceful falls from grace.
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