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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    There's not much to say other than it's an after party. A collection of random shorts which makes no sense like a morning after a night out. Explores the possibilities of life after the party, which is Hogwarts and the war. So, let go of all reasons and expect no rhyme nor reason. This is the afterparty.

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    12 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    This is a rewrite of a story I did a while back (and a decoupling from another story). A lot of the NSFW fics here feature Lucifer liberating Chloe from the binds of sexual repression and allowing her to show her wild side. Well, here's another one.

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    09 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    When the Triwizard Tournament returns to Hogwarts, Harry Potter is drawn into it by forces older than the ceremony itself. What should have been pageantry becomes a crucible: the school tilts toward danger, rivalries harden, and loyalties begin to cross the lines that once kept Houses apart.

    In the glow of the Goblet, secrets gather—quiet conversations in shadowed corridors, cautious trust where there should be none, and the first threads of alliances that feel as risky as they are necessary. Not every partnership is safe, not every truth can be voiced, and some connections begin to burn brighter than anyone expects.

    The Goblet may choose its champions, but what is forged beneath its light will decide far more than a tournament: it will set the path for everything that follows.

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    09 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 60

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    When the Wizengamot enforces a cruel Marriage Law, most witches despair. Hermione Granger does not. She’s tired of being a pawn in other people’s games—and this time, she intends to play her own. Determined to turn chains into power, she seeks an unlikely ally: Draco Malfoy. Together, they could redeem a disgraced family, reshape the wizarding world, and put Hermione exactly where she belongs—on the path to becoming Minister of Magic.

    But in a game of politics, ambition, and unexpected alliances, even the brightest witch of her age may find the greatest risk is not power… but love.

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    09 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    After the war, Harry Potter could have chosen peace. Instead, he is recruited into the Sentinels—an elite branch of Aurors who step into the shadows where ordinary wizards cannot follow. Cursed battlefields, dark artifacts, dangerous rescues—this is their world, and Harry’s skill set makes him a natural fit.
    But the greater the mission, the higher the risk. And for Hermione Granger—brilliant, steady, and newly engaged to Harry—the thought of losing him to another war is a fear she cannot silence.
    Together they try to build a future: stolen weekends, wedding plans, whispered promises in the dark. Yet every deployment pulls them between love and duty, tenderness and danger. And when Harry’s very first mission leaves him bloodied but alive, Hermione realizes just how thin the line between “safe” and “gone” really is.
    A slow-burn Harmione romance full of danger, passion, and the question of how to love someone whose life is always on the line.

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    09 Oct 2025