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I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name.
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SEQUEL TO 'HALLS OF THE MOUNTAIN KING'.
The Lady of the Lilac Forest feels a strange calling and decides to just heed it without question.
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The halls of the mountain king by timidbirb
Fandoms: The Last Unicorn - All Media Types, The Last Unicorn - Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn (1982)
04 Jul 2021
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Upon her having horrible nightmares of the carnival and waking at night, instead of the prince the lady meets the king on the stairs to talk about it. Things take a drastically different turn for the entire story.
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A 'what if' that follows the events of the nightelf campaign in Reign of Chaos (possibly Frozen Throne), only it's the AU where the Betrayer is Furion and Tyrande his Warden. .. Which left the other two in charge.
Mostly Maiev and later Illidan centered.
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A collection of what will be a 100 snippets from the life of the three after the end; a 'what if' future AU. (some will also take place during the canon timeline)
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At the behest of a lovely server that is cursed by my presence, here is a simple poem about Blurg's fat fucking dong that I posted half-jokingly.
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Naru and the feral predator take turns as the hunter.
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23 Dec 2025
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Tav and Lump the Enlightened come to an alternate agreement to get his assistance in battle.
“With neither meat nor gold on offer, it’s a pity our business meets such an unsatisfying end.” Lump made a low, disappointed hum. ”Just tell me, does your flesh taste as honeyed as I could hope for?”
“If I can tempt you with something other than gluttony or greed,” she met Lump’s calculating gaze with a knowing smile. “I’d be happy to leave that assessment to the refined palate of a gourmand.”
Happy Kinktober, all!
Day 21: MonsterfuckingSeries
- Part 1 of Tav Danger, Monsterfucker
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Though his heart beats no longer, he knows what it would betray if it could: Astarion is his favorite. He would never speak it, never admit it aloud, but he feels it simmering, undeniable, within his veins. Perhaps it is the boy's weakness, his craven hunger for approval. Perhaps it is his cleverness, the quick wit he cannot always suppress. Or perhaps it is simply that he is lovely, fragile and radiant. Whatever the reason, Cazador knows: none of the others look so perfect here, naked in his bed.
None of his spawn please Cazador like Astarion does: pale and trembling, starving for the smallest scrap of favor. Tonight he permits the boy to earn it with his devoted mouth, flowing tears, and perfect surrender.
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26 Sep 2025
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some rest for the wicked by RedcloakLynx for stolenglow
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
28 May 2025
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Both Cazador and Astarion ascend due to a disruption in the ritual. They are made to feel any physical pain inflicted on either of them. They aren't allies by any stretch of the word.
Nevertheless, they must learn to co-exist.
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23 Sep 2025