Gifts for tinypumpkins
List of Gifts
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to be a fucking creep by takeoffyourbrasandburnham (beccastanz) for tinypumpkins
Fandoms: Bo Burnham - Fandom, Actor RPF, US Comedians RPF
02 Nov 2021
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“You know, it’s very rude to take someone’s picture without their consent.”
Shit.
You freeze, wondering if perhaps you stay perfectly still, you will somehow be rendered literally, actually invisible.
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Arranged by takeoffyourbrasandburnham (beccastanz) for tinypumpkins
Fandoms: Bo Burnham - Fandom, Actor RPF, US Comedians RPF
19 Oct 2021
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Calling it an “arranged marriage” seems fitting, even if you once considered the concept antiquated. Outdated. A relic of the ancient past.
But you’re here, marrying a mob boss for the safety of your family, the entire affair arranged by your father.
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Pretty by takeoffyourbrasandburnham (beccastanz) for tinypumpkins
Fandoms: Bo Burnham - Fandom, Actor RPF, US Comedians RPF
04 Oct 2021
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And then you trail your lips across his cheek, his jaw, until you can pull that earring between your teeth and give it a gentle tug.
His hips jerk.
You try to stifle your moan.
And you let go of the cross to whisper, “You look so pretty, Daddy.”
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Or: What if Bo in that blue velvet suit, plus the cross earring from “Sexting”?
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Are You Gonna Behave Yourself? by takeoffyourbrasandburnham (beccastanz) for tinypumpkins
Fandoms: Bo Burnham - Fandom, Actor RPF, US Comedians RPF
15 Jul 2021
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“Whatcha doin’, honey?” The endearment is sweet—his tone is anything but. He drops his suitcase to the ground and takes a slow, menacing step toward the bed.
(You’ve never met a man who could radiate menace in a fucking blue striped sweater.)
“Nothing!” you lie.
Fuck.
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Look At Me by takeoffyourbrasandburnham (beccastanz) for tinypumpkins
Fandoms: Bo Burnham - Fandom, US Comedians RPF, Actor RPF
22 Jun 2021
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“Such passion from the front row this evening! This one’s been screaming herself hoarse all night.”
He points at you.