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    “...Naruto, Pluto hasn’t been a planet for 15 years.”

    “Hey! Viva la Pluto, fuck you! Tell him, chat!” Naruto blows a raspberry into the mic that cuts off after the first half-second anyways, which Sasuke’s ears appreciate very much.

    “That is an abomination of English,” Sasuke counters dourly, headshotting a few enemy Fanatics. “It should be el Pluto. Pluto is a masculine noun. Also, do the raid mechanics.”

    Sasuke Uchiha (somehow) makes a career out of streaming games online and crosses (virtual) paths with Naruto Uzumaki, who happens to do the same thing. They fall in love over late night voice calls and nerd humor.

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    07 Jan 2026