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    Inspired by an actual news article that read, in its entirety:
    "G-String lawyer cleared after bedroom break-in. An ex-lawyer who sneaked into a woman's bedroom in a G-string and fishnet stockings while high on drugs was cleared at Southwark crown court of trespassing with intent to commit a sexual offence. Desmond Moran, 53, claimed he thought the woman was a panda."

    I'm not going to bother trying to defend myself. I'm just going to leave this here and go back to writing my book...

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    07 Jul 2020