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  1. Rec 5

    bathroom theory (don't report me to hr please) by

    Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)  

    01 Oct 2025

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    jisung is an accountant. minho is a cybersecurity analyst. that's it, that's the fic.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    keep you in by

    Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)  

    23 May 2025

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    Han Jisung doesn’t date. Don’t waste your time.
    I heard he has erectile dysfunction.
    He’s weird.
    Never seen that dude with a hickie.
    I’m gonna break him.
    ★
    “What’s your name?” The guy asks.

    “Minho,” Minho offers. Clears his throat. “Lee Minho.”

    “Nice to meet you, Lee Minho.” The guy smiles. “I’m Han Jisung.”

    “Do you have erectile dysfunction?” Minho finds himself blurting out. Oh god. Why would he say that?

    Jisung barks out a laugh. “So you’ve heard about me, huh?”

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    31 Dec 2025

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    @MLHTracker by for arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds)

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    21 Dec 2025

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    MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
    rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:

    ✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
    ✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
    ✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
    ⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732

    rozanov defender @gremlinroz
    ... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
    ⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63

    lea @rozanovsss
    getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
    ⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37

    The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.

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    26 Dec 2025

  4. Rec 29

    The Trials and Tribulations of Starbuck by

    Fandoms: My Chemical Romance  

    21 Jun 2022

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    It must be hard being so talented and having such a massive cock.

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    24 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    absolute cinema ive never thought that a dick out of all things could be used as a narrative device

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    Raspberry Swirl by

    Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Bandom  

    04 Jan 2012

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    The time that the whole band woke up as girls was maybe the weirdest.

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    02 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i too am a feminist