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• The King In Yellow but d3rlord3 is an angsty teenager by useless_vermin

  Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  02 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • AveryTheMayo & d3rlord3 (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • d3rlord3 & The King In Yellow (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • d3rlord3 (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • The King In Yellow (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • AveryTheMayo (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • Alternate Universe - Human
  • D3rlord3 is 17
  • Avery is 16
  • Minecraft Logic
  • d3rlord3 is emo trust
  • I typed this all in one day
  • Avery is mentioned
  • Paranoia
  • It's Not Paranoia If They're Really Out To Get You
  • OOC?
  • PTSD
  • Almost Drowing
  • He/Him Pronouns for d3rlord3 (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • Autistic d3rlord3 (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • I feel like he would be emo tho
  • I essentially re-wrote Searching for a world that doesn’t exists expect d3rlord3 is kinda done
  • How Do I Tag This
  • Imagine d3rlord3 with black nail polish and eyeliner
  • that’s this guy
  • Light Angst
  • Minecraft Mechanics
  • new fandom who dis
  • Broken Bones

  Summary

  It’s a day after d3rlord3’s 17th birthday. Looking to repay a friend, he goes in search of some ore.
  But he stumbles across something far bigger than himself.
  Voices
  Kings
  Pawns
  Lunacy.

  He just wants to go home

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,232

  Chapters:

  3/?

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  26

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  216

• Fandom Incorrect Quotes by useless_vermin

  Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), PHIGHTING! (Roblox), Pressure (Roblox), Regretevator (Roblox)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  27 May 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Hollyberry Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Dark Cacao Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Burning Spice Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
  • Mystic Flour Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Eternal Sugar Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Golden Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Silent Salt Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Sebastian Solace (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Painter (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Eyefestation (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Pandemonium (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Angler (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Imaginary Friend (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Wall Dweller (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Squiddles (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Blitz (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Pinkie (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Mr. Lopee (Roblox: Pressure)
  • Chainsmoker (Roblox: Pressure)
  • PartyNoob | Poob (Regretevator)
  • Pest (Regretevator)
  • Infected (Regretevator)
  • Unpleasant (Regretevator)
  • Jeremy (Regretevator)
  • Bive (Regretevator)
  • Split (Regretevator)
  • DrRETRO (Regretevator)
  • MR (Regretevator)
  • Spud! (Regretevator)
  • Mannequin_Mark (Regretevator)
  • Wallter (Regretevator)
  • Lampert (Regretevator)
  • Scag (Regretevator)
  • Prototype (Regretevator)
  • Folly (Regretevator)
  • Flesh Cousin
  • Gnarpy
  • Mozelle (Regretevator)
  • STAT (Regretevator)
  • NULL (Regretevator)
  • Incorrect Quotes
  • ya boy is back at it agian
  • OOC
  • possibily
  • embrace the chaos yall
  • I'm dumping random quotes here from fandoms I like
  • heh

  Summary

  incorrect quotes yall

  Language:

  𓂋𓏺𓈖 𓆎𓅓𓏏𓊖

  Words:

  1,285

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  17

  Hits:

  348

• Phighting incorrect quotes. by useless_vermin

  Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Multi
  • Complete Work

  30 Apr 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • mostly implied subkit but its not featured dw
  • Medkit (Phighting!)
  • Subspace (Phighting!)
  • Rocket (Phighting!)
  • Sword (Phighting!)
  • giggles
  • I'll update this
  • Incorrect Quotes
  • I love them all

  Summary

  dumb incorrect quotes I made once upon a time.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  174

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  6

  Hits:

  66

• Empty promises by useless_vermin

  Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)  

  • Not Rated
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Apr 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rocket/Sword (Phighting!)
  • Rocket (Phighting!)
  • Sword (Phighting!)
  • B. Zuka (Phighting!)
  • War
  • Angst
  • Rocket Dies
  • Blood
  • doomed yaoi
  • Gore
  • Loss of Limbs

  Summary

  When war breaks out, Sword naturally is one of the first to sign up, followed by his best friend Rocket.
  and so off they go,Sword hanging onto the promise he made to Zuka.

  he'll keep Rocket safe.

  he couldn't live with himself if something happened.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  714

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  20

  Hits:

  160

• That one time Hypertana got lost in IKEA by useless_vermin

  Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  16 Apr 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Hyperlaser/Katana (Phighting!)
  • Hyperlaser (Phighting!)
  • Katana (Phighting!)
  • Random IKEA employee ig
  • Hyperlaser got them both lost in IKEA
  • my first fic in forever
  • this is a joke ignore this
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • I need coffee
  • Katana loves his husband
  • even though hes a moron
  • Might be OOC
  • no beta we die like me in Phighting
  • THEIR STO STUPID
  • i love them

  Summary

  yeah so they get lost and chaos happens
  idk i just wanted to write something and post it

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  282

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  25

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  205