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baby, are you curious about torque? we can learn about it by placing your mass on my rod. by valdenlovemail
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Sep 2025
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Satoru Gojo, physics professor, is a pain in the ass. To further explain, this man is the biggest, most annoying, most life energy sucking prick the world has ever had to face.
This unstoppable force meets an immovable object; chaos ensues.
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your world can be so cruel by valdenlovemail
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
27 Mar 2025
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Last moment before he's gone.
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Apparently it wasn't just in Joseph's head.
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Just a normal Sunday.
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There is a lattice of ridged scar tissue on Childe's back, even more pronounced than on his front. It's strangely symmetrical. When Zhongli runs his hand down the crisscross pattern Childe flinches as if he'd just been slapped.
"Don't," he hisses and pulls away.
Written fort the Tartali week 2 prompt Insecurities.
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20 Jan 2026
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Proof of Possession by 572stars
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
26 Oct 2025
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After a decade together, Professor Geto begins to suspect his husband of having an affair with his teaching assistant.
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[REDACTED] doesn’t just have a crush on Satoru. She’s in love with him.
She never names him, but it’s painfully clear who she’s waxing poetic about. Professor told me I was brilliant today. Professor’s eyes are so pretty. I think Professor likes me. Professor this, Professor that.
Suguru sets his teeth, so hard his jaw hurts, as he snaps the file shut, flinging it away. He can’t even bear to look at it.
“You’re not going to put a hit out on her, are you?” Yuji asks nervously.
Suguru’s fingers drum across the edge of the desk, mildly interested. “Why? Do you know someone who would provide such a service?”
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- Part 2 of Coke Bottle Glasses
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27 Nov 2025
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first love, late spring by cityboys for okkotsu
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
27 Mar 2021
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All it takes to ruin the careful equilibrium of a non-relationship is a handmade cup, a pixelated screenshot, and Megumi's family.
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04 Oct 2025
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Old Flames by labyrinthinetears
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
14 May 2025
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Geto Suguru had everything he wanted in life—he told himself that over and over. He had a good job. He had two loving daughters who had just entered university. He had friends whom he saw occasionally. Sort of. He was turning forty-five and also had a failed marriage, but everything else was perfectly good.
(It's Geto's 45th birthday. He's divorced, alone and feeling sorry for himself when a very familiar old flame happens to find him.)
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01 Jun 2025
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THE BITTER END by godcomplexanakin
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
01 Jun 2025
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His eyes weren’t tricking him. There were tattoos on his face, thin black lines outlining his best features, and a scar below his right eye that hadn’t been there when Toji last saw him. Despite that, it felt like no time at all had passed. Sukuna was looking at him, and he was looking at Sukuna.
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- Part 2 of BARK LIKE A GOD
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01 Jun 2025