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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    "Are you trying to run the Turmish prince scam on me?" Edgin demanded. "Simon, I invented the Turmish prince scam. Do you want to sell me a very convenient and shockingly underpriced bridge across the River Angol while you're at it? This is insulting. This is like an actual baby thinking it can turn the tables and steal the candy from you. This is -- "

    "It's not a scam!" Simon said hurriedly. "He really is the legitimate heir to the throne of Thay!"

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    26 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Torse and Maxwell exchange letters that are Perfectly Normal and Not Filled With Yearning, Nope.
    And then someone stuffed fanfic in a postscript.

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    26 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    Wealwell’s priorities are:

    Finding Goldbeard’s Gold, fucking that old man, and protecting his little brother

    In that order

    Or: Wealwell Gotch is on a very different adventure.

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  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    When Wealwell receives an invitation to his class reunion at Biffmore, he naturally invites his crew to come along.

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    “Steve, I’ve solved your problem.”

    “Huh?”

    “I’ve found your dreamboat. Your perfect match, your other half- fits your type to a t. Literally right now, you could walk over and proposition this person to bear your six offspring and sail off into the sunset together in a shitty RV.”

    Steve blinks at her bemusedly, and then she points out beyond the pool- where Eddie Munson sits in the grass, smiling lazily as El and little Holly Wheeler adorn him in daisy chains, giggling as he bows to each of them, adjusting his flowery crown.

    Steve groans, face in his palms. 

    “Yeah,” he laughs dryly, “if only Eddie was a chick, huh?”

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    five times steve laments over the fact that eddie would be the perfect partner if he was a girl, and one time where he realises that’s no longer an issue for him

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